A Humble Offering

this is for me and bestie to trade fic recs - move along

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

the other version of you

Creator: sweetlolixo

Wei Ying wakes up to a husband that isn’t… quite the husband he knows.

There is something slightly off about Lan Wangji—it comes through in the roughness of his touches, the desperation in his kisses, a fierce obsession in his eyes that wasn’t there before. Lan Wangji loves him like a man possessed, a madman clinging to his last shred of hope.

But if this is not his husband, then… who exactly is the man that has come to take his place?

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I Want You Here.

kotabear24

Summary:

Jeremy needs a trainer for his hyper and destructive dog, Penny. He picks the top-rated trainer in the area, Jean Moreau, for the job. The problem is that he's gorgeous, but and that he is very much Not An Option. Jean has worked hard to get where he is. He's pieced his life back together. He's got his brother, his friends, he's very successful and happy with his job, and he's got Toulouse. He doesn't need anything else. He certainly doesn't need an alpha.

Read here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/84329936

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/81318906?view_full_work=true

(All I Need Is On) The Other Side of the Door

Creator: midwestmillie

“Unlock the door, Hollander.”

Even though Shane couldn’t hear the exact words, he knew what Ilya said. He shook his head.

“Unlock the door, or I will break the glass. Your choice.”

Shane’s eyes widened again and he briefly hung his head as if regretting all of his past life decisions, and Ilya heard the resounding click of the unlock mechanism.

He felt wild, his mind in violent turmoil as he threw open the door and his palm clutched the back of Shane’s head, his fingers finding purchase in the coarse hair. “Are you listening to me?” Shane ducked his head in acknowledgment. “I’m going to call off my driver. You will not move. I am going to sit there-“ he pointed at the empty passenger seat. “-in this boring car of yours and I am going to find out why the fuck you are alone and who the fuck made you cry.”

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Inspired by Shane’s confession in The Long Game (*mini-spoiler*) about his whereabouts after leaving a certain Montreal nightclub in January 2017, Ilya leaves the club shortly after Shane only to find him pulled over on the side of the road, devastated.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/85490801

without you, without them

Creator: scarlettroses

January 15, 2017

For immediate release.

(English version)

The Montréal Metros are devastated to announce the unexpected and tragic passing of our beloved captain, Shane Hollander, at the age of 25.

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or, a canon-divergent au in which shane and rose never met, in epistolary format.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/81683211/chapters/214846016

lift up your wedding dress someone was probably murdered in

Creator: 3x03

“We could run away, together,” Aerion interjected lowly, pressing his hand against the broad expanse of Duncan’s armoured chest. “Go to Dragonstone where we could mate, bind ourselves together through fire and blood as is tradition of House Targaryen.”

OR

The complications of Young Prince Aerion of House Targaryen and older Lord Commander Ser Duncan of Pennytree

[lilbitofkitkat]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Abolish private property

Creator: fonduebroski314 (anon_carrots)

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Haley

Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?

Shane

So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.

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Haley

screenshot.jpg

Wtf?

Katie

Is this guy fr???

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Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.

[lilbitofkitkat]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48255895

over/under

Creator: likearecord

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He’d thought Neil, with his smart mouth and his wild eyes, would be satisfied with what Andrew was offering. He guesses he’d thought Neil was used to living on scraps—and Andrew has never had anything meatier to give.

He’d been wrong.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/84655226?view_full_work=true

are you having sex with my rookie?

Creator: nettlepixie

LaPointe: omg lol can you imagine

LaPointe: luca brings his mystery man along next week for the hard launch

LaPointe: and it’s cliff fucking marleau

LaPointe: now that would really be a hollander/rozanov manoeuvre lmao

Crack/Texting fic. Cliff Marleau is dating Luca Haas. Ilya has some feelings about it.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/83939626

Montreal Metros Go Broke For Woke

Creator: 409_conflict

They may not have any idea how to do it, but there’s no way in hell the Montreal Metros are going to risk losing their Captain to a more accepting team. Full of determination, grit, open hearts, and absolutely no savvy, this team is going to learn how to be allies, come hell or high water.

Hayden: did anyone do the optional inclusivity training last season?

J.J. Boizeau: no

Lawrence Olsson: no

Gilbert Comeau: no

Petro Andropov: no

Matty Wilson: no

Cam Stedlund: no

Albert Schneider: no

Aleks Miitka: no

Georges Gagnon: no

Patrice Drapeau: no

Hayden: excellent, we’re nailing this so far

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/31013780

wingpeople

Creator: likearecord

I mean, what else could Nicky have done when he spotted Andrew smiling at the hot guy making his coffee?

Not meddle?

Not get all the Foxes on board?

It's like you don't even know him.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/27735484

Not Nothing

Creator: TheRainbowElectric

“Have you considered the possibility that Neil has chosen you, but believes you have not chosen him?” Renee says. "Have you ever explicitly told him what you want?”

“Neil knows what I want,” Andrew snaps. This is not Andrew’s fault.

“How do you know?”

Because Neil always knows. He is as fluent in Andrew’s micro-expressions as he is in German and French. He knows which head tilts mean “go on” and which ones mean “shut up.” Without ever asking, he learned what it meant to see Andrew wearing double layers of long sleeves, or taking multiple showers in a day, and learned to hand Andrew the car keys.

That has always been the most terrifying thing about Neil — his patience to wait, watch, listen, learn. The prospect that if Neil were given enough time, there would be no part of Andrew that was just Andrew’s anymore.

“He has to know,” Andrew says.

“Does he?” Renee says. “Have you ever known Neil to assume that he is wanted?”

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Five times Neil tells someone that he and Andrew aren’t dating, and one time Andrew uses his words to set the record straight.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/49776925/chapters/125648236

Raised on Little Light

Creator: maqicien

Wymack’s voice trails off, words stuttering to an abrupt stop. All heads turn, slowly following the path of Wymack’s gaze.

Andrew spots him almost immediately - hair as black as night, curls gentle and full atop his head. He’s got a bruise the size of a baseball around his eye, freckles spattered out around it like an explosion of stardust. His eyes are the colour of the sky, cresting with storm clouds.

His hands are in his pockets as he walks by, fisted around something. He doesn’t look at any of them as he passes, eyes downcast.

Andrew’s never seen him before.

“What the hell happened to your face, Neil?” Wymack shouts, voice startling in the aftermath of silence. Neil doesn’t stop, plundering by the team and their coach without a second-glance.

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In which Wymack adopts Neil at the age of 13, after the world has already chewed him up and spit him back out a few times over.

The Foxes are still the Foxes, and Neil and Andrew are still destined to find each other.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/84859036

compromised

Creator: tiredwrites

Eddie wants a baby with Buck, wants the two-kid, white picket fence family with Buck, even though they've only been dating for just under six months; however, it's been basically a decade for the two of them. So... Eddie makes sure they have a kid. He punctures holes in condoms and hopes it'll be enough.

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Buck wants a baby with Eddie; he wants a second kid—because Chris has and always will be his first kid—and everything that comes with it. He wants to carry his and Eddie's kid... so he punctures holes in their condoms, takes the sugar pills of his birth control, and hopes his body gets the memo.

It does.

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or; two idiots baby trap each other

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/77051451/chapters/201681071

Of Ice and Men

Creator: SugarandWhiskey (Smollypolly)

"Shane and Ilya weren’t technically dating exclusively. Ilya could technically do whatever he wanted, but that technicality was mostly a glass wall in their relationship. Ilya should have known better than to go this far. Ilya knew Shane would see this. Ilya knew how jealous Shane got.

Ilya knew, and he did it anyway.

Obviously, Shane needed to tighten his leash. If Ilya wanted babies, he should have known that his only choice was Shane. "

or

The baby-trapping fic of my dreams.

[lilbitofkitkat]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30418842

pastel

Creator: antebunny

In a world where anyone who will love you leaves a mark on your skin, Wei Ying has exactly two marks. Both are from his parents, who died over a decade ago. None are from his adoptive parents, or siblings, or any of his friends.

[lilbitofkitkat]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81697456

we got it for life

Creator: Selective_attention

5 Times Shane Hollander outed himself as a freak + 1 time Ilya Rozanov outed Shane Hollander for being a freak

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https://archiveofourown.org/bookmarks/2812763206

Wishes For Lily

Creator: ItsMayBiTheWay

When Hayden celebrates his 26th birthday at the beginning of November, surrounded by family and close friends, he realizes he has nothing more to wish for. He has everything he needs, a perfect life. The only thing he regularly wishes for is for his best friend to have an equally perfect life, someone standing beside him. Someone who loves him and someone he loves. Hayden realizes he wants Lily to be here too, holding Shane’s hand as she takes her place around the table among family and friends.

Closing his eyes, Hayden wishes that Shane could finally talk about his feelings with Lily. He wishes they would stop lying to each other and people in their lives about what they mean to each other. Six years is a long time to be causally seeing someone. Then he blows his candles.