imsadicry

smoke&smile

[cannibalchicken]

[remanence-of-love]

[fliesinthescreen]

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

[fliesinthescreen]

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

[fliesinthescreen]

AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.

YOU - "Stop being a b--"

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.

DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.

1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."

[i-am-a-fish]

sometimes I feel like a little kitty cat

[all-consuming-sand]

but but you are fish

[i-am-a-fish]

[biologicalfairy]

have you ever shipped something so hard that you become irrationally happy and make a sound akin to steam escaping from a kettle everytime they so much as stand next to eachother

[dinascully]

[grandma voice] back in my day, sonny, we called it “squeeing”.

[are-we-really-doing-this]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[crumbles into dust]

[remanence-of-love]

[i-am-a-fish]

being pet is probably my favorite thing in the world

[i-am-a-fish]

this rules this rules this rules

[i-am-a-fish]

I want five hundred billion dollars and I want whoever reads this to have five hundred billion dollars

[i-am-a-fish]

hold on. manifesting

[froggodofchaos]

Where’s my money, fish.

[i-am-a-fish]

please be patient I literally just started manifesting

[v1rginsu1cidal]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[valtsv]

[weltenwellen]

Ada Limón, “To Be Made Whole”, On Being with Krista Tippett

[weltenwellen]

Rebecca Solnit, Hope In The Dark

[cannibalchicken]

[cutiepatootie865]

[areawest]

so after the revelation that Taylor Swift’s private jet is the highest carbon dioxide emitter of any celebrity, she’ll still trend at number 1 two weeks later because she announced a new album and everyone conveniently forgot about the environment thing. we really learned fucking nothing huh.

[areawest]

bringing this back today

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[thelordofshrimp]

Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

[l0stvegas]

how dare you treat me like this dont you know im neurodivergent and *remembers i’m over 18* a major