On Wednesday we wear pink

[5hanebia]

RE6 Chris X RE: Vendetta Leon

[lilho-ho-bo10]

Barry: Wait, you were a stripper?!?!

Clark: And still am.

Clark: ...

Clark: And some prostitution on the side. Cyborg is even helping me set up a website.

Barry: But…I…You…

Clark: What, you think the daily planet paychecks combined with shared income with Lois would be enough, in this economy?

Mari: No judgment here, I had to do a feet photo shoot once. You do what you gotta do.

Clark: Thank you.

Hal: Alright, who’s your highest tipper?

Bruce: …

Diana: …

Barry: …

Hal: …

Mari:…

Bruce: What?

Diana: Why are you all staring at us.

Mari: Well, we just thought….

Hal: With that thing you three got going on…

Clark: No, They’re not tipping me, though I would appreciate it considering all the free dances I give them!

Barry: Alright, who is it?

Lex: *Calling from the other room* I’m still waiting on for my special! Come on, don’t you want this $12,000? I already have the mayonnaise ready too!

Everyone in the room: ….

Clark: Well, I need to pay John’s tuition, sooo...

Bruce: B-But I already paid it.

Clark: It wasn't enough!

[matyaghf]

Stage 2

Undressing continues

[arguablysomaya]

from left to right: clark, bruce, diana

[ashoss]

had to draw it

[lilho-ho-bo10]

Bruce: Hey, if a zombie outbreak were to occur, and I became one, what would you do? Clark: I think we both know what I'd do. Bruce: You'd let me bite you so that we'd be together? Clark: I would... Bruce: *Bashfully smiles* Clark: ... Clark: I'm lying, I'd blow your head off. Bruce: !? Diana: Well, it wouldn't be the first time he did it. Clark: Diana, no--

[para-mindscape]

Dan Mora, one of my all time favorite artists, drew one of my favorite DC ships. I'm absolutely in love!

[lilho-ho-bo10]

Mario: Peach... PEACH! Peach: Yes, Mario. Mario: It's Bowser, h-he has my brother. Peach: ... Peach: I know. Mario: You what? Peach: Who do you think introduced them to each other. Mario: WHY?!?!? Peach: A. I'm sick of being kidnapped, B. I ship it, C. If I get Kidnapped one more time...I'm going to go apeshit.

[dailyflicks]

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[lilho-ho-bo10]

Clark: *Cups Bruce in the face* You are Kenough. Bruce: Um..thanks... Clark: ... Bruce: ... Clark: Well... Bruce: Well, what? Clark: What about me? Bruce: Uh...*noticed Diana* Diana: *Holding a Barbie promotional sign* Bruce: Oh! You're everything. Clark: *Embraces him* I love you. Bruce and Diana: *Give each other the thumbs up.*

[daphneblqke]

Barbie + hitting a little too close to home

[implusle]

twink

[a-book-of-creatures]

obliterated

[catchymemes]

[bunni-mushroom]

One day Rachel will actually draw Hera like herself and not as a Persephone recolour

[lilho-ho-bo10]

Bruce: *Eating a box of donuts*

Clark: *Kicks down the door*

Bruce: ?

Clark: IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!

Bruce: !?

Clark: *Hit visions the box of donuts*

Bruce: ....

Bruce: What just happened?

Clark: Like I said if I can't have the last donut, then no one can.

Bruce: I see...But that wasn't the last donut. I just bought it.

Clark: Oh, uh, here. Have this. *Hands him box of ice cream*

Bruce: Thanks I guess... Wait isn't this-

Radio attached to ice cream box: Since you can't keep your hands off, this box is set to explode which will release hundreds of kryptonite shards in every direction in Ten... Nine...

Bruce and Clark: ....

Clark: WHAT THE HELL, DIANA!?!?!?

[television-overload]

Do you prefer it when fanfic authors write out author's notes with thoughts about the chapter and their process of writing it or is it better for them to simply drop the chapter and then dip without saying anything? For science 🧐

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Why say many word when few word do trick?

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(reblog for sample size, yadda yadda yadda)

[nessa007]

I AM SO COMPLETELY NORMAL ABOUT THEM *SCREAMS*

[catchymemes]