Jevans

Jevans | He/They/She | Some entity on the internet | Genderfluid | 30 | Profile pic by https://bsky.app/profile/cidate.bsky.social

[cinappses]

custom tcg playmat commission for a friend of mine ♡

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Digital de-aging is bad not just because it always looks creepy as fuck no matter how much money they pour into it, but because it deprives me of getting to see the fucking black magic of a) the casting director somehow finding someone who looks unnervingly like the original actor despite not being related at all and b) the actors completely convincing me that they are, in fact, the same person at different times in their life.

[matrixdragon]

And occasionally, the amusement of sticking a bad wig and some makeup on the original actor and just demanding we accept they're a teenager now.

[onceuponatimeinerebor]

[shwupz]

🌅zora time again yaaayyy 🌅

[jojaxcola]

i'm just way too scared to take anything seriously

[melmili]

she's only about 3 blueberries tall :3

[charmwitch]

ike and soren

[say0ranarts]

happy 1st anniversary, metaphor!👑

[say0ranarts]

happy 1st anniversary, metaphor!👑

[onebadnoodle]

💥 commission for @/lawlit

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[inferocitas]

hello again, old friend

[kuropin]

Yearly deltarune posting

[demilypyro]

I hope gta6 flops I hope rockstar goes under I hope it kills the AAA industry as it currently exists and stigmatizes the concept of ever-increasing development costs in pursuit of ever-bigger games for years to come and we enter a golden age of low budget game development as consumers flock to playing indie games

[demilypyro]

[sukimas]

being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten

[mastermatoyas]

I wanna hear where you're going with this

[sukimas]

-there's snacktime

-there's always some kid screaming

-the authority figures are mostly there to keep you safe rather than get you to do anything in particular

-all else equal they would really rather you take a nap, though

[viralfrog]

[geistverrse]

Just business.

[amygdalae]

my Tav, failing three sleight of hand checks in a row: Damn! Can't get this stubborn lock open. Astarion, come over here and take a crack at it, please.

Astarion: