Day Dream Believer

Eggs on Rye? 35/Cis Fem/Aroace Self proclaimed book dragon Lover of unicorns and cats

[snakethegamer]

“Do you know what day it is tomorrow?”

[lilliankayl]

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[imamirrorballxoxo]

Girls be like “That’s my favorite movie!” and it’s the most diabolically depressing movie known to mankind.

[snakethegamer]

“Do you know what day it is tomorrow?”

[ex-riddlecats]

the joker is so fucked up for this one. OCD based death trap is crazy

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

[ex-riddlecats]

[level1cleric]

[batsies-little-monster]

Smug assholes

[geniusoflove]

i hate when ppl complain abt hot glue guns like sorry u havent gotten to know ur beast. its like a horse you have to have a bond and work together

[galadhir]

honestly being bonded to my hot glue gun is 90% of the problem

[bringcal]

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

[gemsandjunk]

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

[housederiva]

Grabbing you guys by the shoulders so tightly as I say you have to reblog things regardless of how old the posts are, this is the show and tell website

[ouroborosorder]

my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

[ouroborosorder]

the best characters are Mafia Goon, Cyberpunk Hacker, Castle Guard, Sewer Rat, 16th Century Peasant, and Alien Poorly Pretending to be Human

[clamberingcat]

OP we desperately need examples

[ouroborosorder]

these are all from mafia goonposting but I think it’s my absolute favorite one of all time so I have a lot of pictures from it. Turn on some jazz and wait until people start talking in the accent and you’ll make Magic

[jimiscribif]

television peaked with Once Upon a Time, like I can watch Anna from Frozen try to convince Snow White's Prince Charming to fight evil Warlord Little Bo Beep and he's like 'You don't know what you're talking about Anna from Frozen, my dad died when I was six because he was an alcoholic' and be like that's not even the most insane moment of this episode

[tswiftgotham]

🫢

[afloweroutofstone]

[candyredterezii]

[maxdowt]

Tea party

[purplepokili]

fae court

[catrinecat]

The council to decide your fate

[asparklethatisblue]

Ariadne of Crete suffers from “what if your baby brother is a slippery beast” disease.

The Minotaur, but make it Moo Deng

[cigardoesart]

DO YOU REMEMBER? THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER?

Gif I made for this same date last year, posting it here now!

[bimboid]

this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12

[rickybabyboy]

Really? I'm allowed to cast lightning magics?

[obscurememesubjects]