[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[kosmogrl]

[rayofsuunshiine]

And just like that.. I’m back on my Bucky Barnes bullshit.

[strwbrrs-r-nice]

i want 50 avengers tower fanfics of the thunderbolts on my desk by morning do you hear me

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

someone please give him a "surprise party" ;)

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

i hear jeff's really been into late 18th century french aesthetics lately, maybe we can structure his party around that?

[ursawood]

im so fucking tired can I get a Gay Content that doesn't look like this

[bellasredchevy]

esme when she heard that edward’s new human gf named bella was coming over:

[mansons-horror-queen]

The Addams Family // New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family

[the-gayest-dovah]

IS SHE VAPING WITH HER PUSSY?!?!

[pasdecoeur]

gay people: historically, we’ve always existed.

the cishets: *shit themselves in confusion*

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[wingbeifong]

i hate people in relationships.. girl just said “i love when i kiss you in the morning and you tastes like sleep” …… sis… are you talking about MORNING BREATH?????!! i gotta go

[fugoh]

how y'all think petitions work

biden: sir……..the Teens want to change the national economy to communism obama: oh no…..how many signatures are there biden: sir there’s…there’s 100,000 obama: *sheds a tear* then it seems we have no choice…..comrade

[robin-dumbbitchjuice]

Bruce Wayne: I’m not going to be mad, just tell me why you have a fake ID.

Damian Wayne, mumbling:

Bruce Wayne: What?

Damian Wayne: You have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at petco.

[abhorrent-elms]

Being visible is the worst! Having a physical form is abominable! Public spaces are a nightmare! If you see me outside no you don’t!

[go-bonkers-go-foolish]

nothings ever gonna make me cry harder than the “oh captain my captain” scene in dead poets society, literally every time i see it i feel like i’m witnessing some kind of miracle or like my life is being changed in some way i can’t fully comprehend

[kantstudies]

i wrote half an essay in 20mins today when it’s not even due for another 4 weeks, reblog this to have a productivity lightning bolt strike you like it did me today

[pendragonness]