Run Away With Me.

Kassie~18~England

[itsagifnotagif]

And there it is

[radissonclaire]

[behindbookshelf8-deactivated202]

she is literally the human form of this gif

[gr0sera1-deactivated20200330]

dude

[totalparksandrec]

[stability]

[drankinwatahmelin]

Drag ha Margaret!

[poetic]

Oh shit

[thursday]

[weloveshortvideos]

Man or dolphin

[ablack-cat]

His dolphin noise gives me life

[smilekiditgetsbetter]

Okay but he shoots out of the dam

[kumajuice-deactivated20220110]

I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

 He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total. They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.

[youarethebloodinmyownveins]

I work at Chipotle and I know for a fact that this is bullshit lmao. The closest your total will be to that is $17.48. I know that for a fact because people always say how it’s only 10 cents off from 1738

[kumajuice-deactivated20220110]

Sigh It’s …it’s barely been 24 HOURS into day 1 of 2016 and bitches already out here wildin’. Why the hell do I have to lie about a fucking total? lmao let me drag you real quick bitch, it’s obvious you’ve never done cash and probably just a tortilla hoe. 

Also, maybe you didn’t know but.. it’s called “SALLLLESSS TAXXXX” and (hear me out on this) It’s different in EAAAAAACH STAAAAATE! Crazy right?? 

Anyways the flat sales tax rate on any tangible food item made for immediate consumption or “fast food” varies zip code to zip code but in the zip code of the chipotle I work at it is 10% Keep that in mind.

Now take a look at this:

These are chipotles flat prices for EVERY entree you want plus the standard sized drink you can get WITH your food, if you work at chipotle like you claim, you’d know that regardless of whether it’s a burrito, bowl, or taco, the total will be the same as above. 

Now let’s do some math:

A Chicken bowl + A Steak bowl + A Small drink = $15.80

15.80 + 10% = ….? 

Here are some screenshots of other people who have shared this experience.

You’re excused bitch. 

[pharaohoftheghetto]

Alex nooooooo

[whaticantremembernow]

First heavy clapback I’ve witnessed in 2016 and i honestly didn’t see it coming.

[volatilequeen]

Laaaawd that was cruial

[okayaqua]

savage

[iraffiruse]

[chessys]

i hate when people call certain dog breeds ugly like dogs dont even have a concept of beauty they only understand love and loyalty how could u project the worst of humanity onto something so pure

[iraffiruse]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

who’s gonna be the one to tell people in north carolina this is how literally the entire world works

[boyspay]

“hey could i borro-”

[firstlove-secondlove]

Missing you doesn’t mean I want you back. There’s a hole in my heart, yes, but I don’t want to fill it. At least not with you, as tempting as that thought might be. All of this shows I’m not as weak as this pain makes me think.

excerpt from a book i’ll never write (via firstlove-secondlove)

[memewhore]

[storyiwillneverwrite-blog]

They say that the good things in life are worth waiting for,” she says. “Are they?” “Definitely. The wait sucks, but when the good things finally come, you appreciate them way more. So when life gets rough, just remember that. Remember that it’ll get better soon.“

it’ll get better soon. (via storyiwillneverwrite)

[achingchest]

nothing about you screams happiness but i am gravitated to you anyway because the part of me that loves you isn’t the part of me who wants to be happy - it just wants you. that’s it. that’s all. the purity is astonishing. it’s beautiful, really, in a way that’s bittersweet, because isn’t it sad how there’s still a part of me that wants you? after everything? isn’t it sad how i could become so addicted to pain? there’s blood in my mouth and blood under my fingernails and blood everywhere, but i can’t stop answering your text messages and asking how you are and wondering if you’re thinking of me, even though i know i shouldn’t and i know you’re good and i know you aren’t, so if you’re reading this, do me a favor: leave quietly. leave because i can’t leave you and you’ve proven to be so good at it. leave because the past is better left there, with your hands on my heartbeat. leave because my happiness starts and ends with you.

gravitation (via scarredconversations)