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Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

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gahdamnpunk

She didn’t have to flex this hard 😤😤

stargazing-enby

anniespositivity

Hey, my love. You made it. You made it through another year. Look how far you have come. Oh, I am so proud of you. You made it through every heartbreak, every bad day and every bad thought of yours. You took care of yourself when you hit rock bottom and tried to mend your own wounds. You may not feel like it but you have healed so much, darling. You have grown and recovered so much. Look at you now, my love. You are still breathing, you heart is still beating and you are still fighting. You are still here, trying to find life’s deeper meaning, trying to find your purpose. I promise you that you will be okay. You will find your purpose, you will find more reasons to stay alive and you will find more love. 2020 is going to be good to you, please be good to yourself as well. Do not be too hard on yourself, take it slow and be gentle with your heart. Just because it is a new year, does not mean your wounds have healed. Go slowly. But please know that healing, recovery and love await you. Happy new year. I love you dearly.

i-am-a-fish

respecting women means respecting women you aren’t sexually attracted to

setheverman

2017 has just started…….. it’s alright so far………… i am suspicious

shakespork

fuck army service, everyone in the population should do mandatory 1 year of work in customer service so they can learn some fucking manners

lmaonade

haters will hate on me because they do not like me at all

veeranger

haters will see you and be like i dont really like that guy

millennial-review-deactivated20

drunkenhills

I was waiting for the night bus at 1am the other night, eating fries, when a dude, high as fuck, tried to harass me. It took several “I don’t want to talk to you, please go away” for him to finally move, but I think it helped that another man was giving him the death stare and clicking his tongue at him. He then checked I was okay and whether I knew the guy or not. Good dude.

Shout out also the man who silently switched places with me on another night bus to be a buffer between me and a guy who had threatened me. Thank you

dancinginthecenteroftheworld

Men: this here? This here is what you need to be doing as allies. The men who harass and insult women are not likely to take our complaints about it seriously. But you, another man, they will listen to.

glass-kirin

I was pumping gas at like 10 PM one night, and these bunch of drunk guys came walking up to the gas station, and one of them yelled over to me if I wanted to see his dick. His friend says to him, “You don’t have anything she wants to see.” and apologized. It was pretty awesome.

bringmethehorizonandpizza-deact

this is all we want from men. to recognize the wrongs done by other men, and acknowledge it. not give us shitass defense like, “not all men do that”

vulgarswami-deactivated20140719

the-absolute-best-gifs

This was seriously the best prank

zzzilovetosleep

One my favorite pranks

tinypi

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

thefurtrade

VINES ARE THERAPY

dont-fear-thereaper

imcrying

speciesofleastconcern

mrbulian

trans-mouse

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

cmyknoise

a gem, this is a god damn gem

Weather, Record Player, Stargaze?

Weather: What do you love most?

I love the way rain patters on the pavement as I walk down the street. I love the way fresh baked cookies fill my entire home with a beautiful scent. But most of all, I love the sound of genuine laughter. Like the deep stomach laughter that you can’t conceal.

Record Player: Love songs or breakup songs?

I prefer love songs and my favorite is “Cold Coffee” by Ed Sheeran.

Stargaze: Celebrity Crush?

Either Dylan O’brien or Noah Centineo

lilnasxvevo

It’s really not a “gen z are funnier than millennials” thing it’s just that high schoolers are consistently the funniest people alive no matter what year it is