my bed is my temple

Antonia, 20. cat lover. staying-home enthusiast. i will invest my time watching tv shows, thats a promise. ¿any talents? well of course.. i know the dialogues from harry potter, i havent broke any bones, i can do a cartwheel... ¿not impressed? sorry man, im getting through life just like you.

[adambuffett]

when the sun hits your laptop screen just right 

[radissonclaire]

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

[queeranne]

People who only speak english will never understand the struggle of not knowing if you have to call someone the ‘formal you’ or the ‘informal you’

[blvckberrysweetsin]

If you ever wonder what goes on at Nike once the store closes…

[deactivatedkinggreeley]

HOW MANY PEOPLE WORK THERE OMG

[lilnewt]

Why did i drink yesterdayyyy ugh i never drink... Now i can't study and i have an exam tomorrow. IM SO SMART.

[dress-me-creepy]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[newkidsonmycock11]

[okaymad]

[awesomevines]

[iwishihadafather]

First of all how fucking dare u

[tastefullyoffensive]

[blue-ice-veins]

The Cold by Jack Vanzet

[cargocollection]

[safelyendangered]

[darkestnighthour]

[onixshacarr27]

Damn.