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Just a bunch of crap I crammed into one spot

[lesbigender-deactivated20210201]

The reason they killed Loki in the first ten minutes is because Loki absolutely would not have hesitated to kill Vision, or steal the time stone.

[see-arcane]

Avengers: Someone’s killed Dr. Strange and Vision!

Loki, admiring his new necklace and glowing yellow paperweight: Tragic

[lesbigender-deactivated20210201]

Wanda: if we destroyed the mind stone it would kill Vision D:

Loki, already stabbing him: oh no

[see-arcane]

Thor: Hey, didn’t Midgard have a wizard around here earlier? Loki, you remember the wizard, right?

Loki, currently garroting Dr. Strange with the time stone: I don’t recall

[rebelmeg]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[deltasquadformingup]

Steve: We don’t trade lives

Loki, already trying to pop out the mind stone: who’s “we”

[just9gag]

When you’re in the 1400’s Florence and your buddy starts coughing

[imhereforthefandomsandrwby]

I will never not find this funny

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[alltheladiesyouhate]

do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”

[humanbeanisnotamused]

i was up late night watching an episode of criminal minds fairly recently, for lack of a better thing to do. in the opening scene there are these two girls getting into their car in like a supermarket parking lot, not very well lit, in the middle of the night. another car drives up right behind theirs and won’t move out of the way so this one girl is like “im gonna go see what this guy’s problem is” and gets out of the car, in a poorly lit parking lot, to confront a man who was behaving aggressively to them.

so that was the precise moment i realised that episode was written by a man.

[outcider]

I was watching an episode of CSI where the entire reason they were going forward with the case was that ‘no woman would wear a bra this expensive without also wearing the matching panties’.  What porn logic is this?  I was, at that moment, wearing the exact bra the Jane Doe was wearing and fuck no I didn’t spring for the matching panties.  Even if I did, I wouldn’t wear them as often as a bra.  Panties I wash daily.  Bras? Not so much.

But in CSI World, police resources were being mobilized on how irregular it would be for a woman to wear a $36 bra, but not caring about how she would look in just underthings.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Never mind not matching, but that they think $36 is expensive for a bra is probably the number one sign it was written by a man.

[thequeerofthenorth]

In Star Wars Padmé goes for Anakin while Ewan McGregor is around

[antiqone]

Narnia Week Day 2: Favourite Male Character ↳ Peter Pevensie

I promised Mum I’d keep you three safe.

[highqueen]

@pevensienet’s Challenge 2 + Peter Pevensie Challenge

Favorite Relationship » Peter and Edmund (in LWW)

“When are you gonna to learn to do as you’re told?”

[toastbutteregg]

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

[radiojamming]

ah yes time for the sacred american tradition of IT’S NOT THE 4TH YET ASSHOLE STOP SHOOTING OFF FIREWORKS

[farareusis]

alexander. i have to leave. ALEXANDER. look AROUND look aROUND, at how lucky we are to be alive right nowHELPLEEESSS they are ASKING me to lead look AROUND - isn’t THIS enough he will never be SATISwould it BE ENOUGH he will nevTO BE SATISFIIIIED SATISFIIIED sISTORY HAS ITS EEEEEEYES OOOOONNN YOU ASSUME YOU’RE THE SMARTEST IN THE NOOOOONNNN-STOP YOU WILL NEVER BE SATISWOULD IT BE ENOUGH SATISFIED BE ENOUGH FII-IIII-I-IIIIIEEED RUNNING OUT OF TIME WHY DO YOU WRITE LIKE HISTORY HAS ITS EEEEEYYYYYYYEEEESSSS OOOOOOONNNN YOU i am NOT throwing away my JUST YOU WAAAIT i am NOT THROWING AWAY MY JUST YOU WAAAIT I AM ALEXANDER HAMILTON!!! HAMILTON !!!! JUST you WAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

I AM NOT THROWING AWAY! MY! SHOT!!!!!!!!

[dutchster]

when you feel the first cramp

[weloveshortvideos]

There are two types of men in this world

[penthesilea1623]

[zombienicholas]

I hit reblog so fast.

[disneycollective]

[prokopetz]

I am 100% convinced that “exit, pursued by a bear” is a reference to some popular 1590s meme that we’ll never be able to understand because that one play is the only surviving example of it.

[prokopetz]

Seriously, we’ll never figure it out. I’ll wager trying to understand “exit, pursued by a bear” with the text of The Winter’s Tale as our primary source is like trying to understand loss.jpg when all you have access to is a single overcompressed JPEG of a third-generation memetic mutation that mashes it up with YMCA and “gun” - there’s this whole twitching Frankensteinian mass of cultural context we just don’t have any way of getting at.

[sandovers]

no, but this is why people do the boring archival work! because we think we do know why “exit, pursued by a bear” exists, now, and we figured it out by looking at ships manifests of the era -

it’s also why there was a revival of the unattributed and at the time probably rather out of fashion mucedorus at the globe in 1610 (the same year as the winter’s tale), and why ben jonson wrote a chariot pulled by bears into his court masque oberon, performed on new year’s day of 1611.

we think the answer is polar bears.

no, seriously!  in late 1609 the explorer jonas poole captured two polar bear cubs in greenland and brought them home to england, where they were purchased by the beargarden, the go-to place in elizabethan london for bear-baiting and other ‘animal sports.’  it was at the time run by edward alleyn (yes, the actor) and his father-in-law philip henslowe (him of the admiral’s men and that diary we are all so very grateful for), and would have been very close, if not next to, the globe theatre.

of course, polar bear cubs are too little and adorable for baiting, even to the bloodthirsty tudor audience, aren’t they?  so, what to do with the little bundles of fur until they’re too big to be harmless?  well, if there’s anything we know about the playwrights and theatre professionals of the time, it’s that they knew how to make money and draw in audiences.  and the spectacle of a too-small-to-be-dangerous-yet-but-still-real-live-and-totally-WHITE-bear?  what good entertainment businessman is going to turn down that opportunity? 

and, voila, we have a death-by-bear for the unfortunate antigonus, thereby freeing up paulina to be coupled off with camillo in the final scene, just as the comedic conventions of the time would expect.

[scientia-rex]

you’re telling me it was an ACTUAL BEAR

every time I think to myself “history can’t possibly get any more bananas” I realize or am made to realize that I am badly mistaken

[friendlyfrankenstein]

It was an actual, TINY bear. Just. like a babbeh polar bear. 

God i love history. 

[bolinss]

[letswishuponastar]

A good friend knows when to hold you back.

A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures

[sararye]

lilo is the most badass disney character

[thedependantloner]

What they don't mention about #growingupwithstrictparents:

- The resentment that begins to build up and damage your relationship with your parents because your missing out on being a kid.

- The self destructive tendencies that develop when you get your freedom.

- Extreme Behaviour that can be dangerous because you feel as if you have to catch up on all the life you have been missing.

- A constant sadness that your never going to live life enough. 

- Developing anxiety over doing things as simple as riding the bus.

- Massive issues with authority. 

- Fear of commitment because you feel as though it is going to tie you down and take away from your freedom again. 

etc…

[temporaryforevers143]

And not a lie was spoken

[extraordinari-blog]

SOMEONE FINALLY EXPLAINED IT

SOMEONE FINALLY EXPLAINED IT IN A SIMPLE WAY

WHA WHHAAAT

[rainbowwrappedorgasm]

Also you learn how to lie way too easily You don’t trust people or public spaces because anyone could be a predator You can’t talk to your parents about anything because they take honest topics and turn it into a discussion about what you shouldn’t be doing with your life You can’t do basic tasks or take initiative because you’re so used to someone telling you how and where to do everything that any and everything fills you with anxiety and stress

[penceyprepofficial-deactivated2]

.You develop paranoia centering around your phone/laptop/computer because they checked them .You can never ask for help because you think it’s weak .Passive aggression becomes second nature to you because that’s what you grew up hearing .You have no idea what your personality is because you’re so used to having to fit it to how your parens want you to be .You hide everything and have secrets that could destroy everything

[i-need-canon-mikaani]

- You hide relationships because you don’t want your parents to get involved because if they knew, they would and that would be bad

- You apologize for things that aren’t your fault without thinking

- You engage in behaviors that are self destructive and enjoy them because it gives you a sense that SOMETHING is real

- You aren’t sure how to deal with emotions because no taught you how to deal with them and as a result you tend to dissociate

[undoing-gender]

- you question your own opinions and beliefs even if they are true expressions of yourself because you’ve never had space to explore who you are

[bellygangstaboo]

Reblog while you still can ;(

[bellygangstaboo]

It’s officially the last day you can search this. Cherish it while you can.

[craved-deactivated20230908]

The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.

Little Birds. (via alterated)