The Life of a Pickle

It's a crunchy lil' existence.

[winterfellsrose-deactivated2017]

ASOIAF AU: Rhaenys and Aegon survived the sack of King’s Landing. They were taken to Essos with their brother and aunt and now the last Targaryens are ready to take back what is theirs with fire and blood.

[lilpickles]

Screw it, DAVOS FOR PRESIDENT

[lilpickles]

I feel like I need a fucking cigarette after that and I don’t even smoke

[fluorescentbalaclava]

Game of Thrones fans are like:

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

[stardyng]

No One:

Bran and Jaime:

[ulliell]

- One of my students, an unbroken colt named Altai, was a master of such flimsy excuses.

- And what became of him?

- He died.

[mintbees]

[sca-nerd]

Sometimes I photoshop our fighters onto yorkies like they are riding them into battle.

[sca-nerd]

[sca-nerd]

[sca-nerd]

This one might be my favorite. This one is also my Knight.

[ainawgsd]

These truly capture the majesty of these noble steeds.

[gallusrostromegalus]

@vampireapologist this looks like something you’d enjoy

[readytocomply]

@regala-electra

[royalharkinian]

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

[velaerys]

I’m SCREAMING

[soft-jace]

Tumblr is dying, everybody back to gaia online

[pietriarchy]

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

[treasures-and-beauty]

3D Printed Silverware. Design by Francis Bitonti Studio.

[wheeloffortune-design]

fucking elves

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

Imagine having to wash crusted on scalloped potatoes out of this shit

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

my level of fanfiction productivity ranges from “typing 20,000 words over the span of 3 days” or “opening a document and staring at it for a year without typing anything at all.” there is no middle ground.

[suitedsalamander]

#the truth hurts #starting another WIP can help

[montparnasse]

#‘starting another wip can help’ #thats the devil talking #(starts another one anyway) (x)

[lightofdwayna]

Gᴜɪʟᴅ Wᴀʀs 2: Pᴀᴛʜ ᴏꜰ Fɪʀᴇ

Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ Oᴀsɪs

[kuduslut]

okay why aren’t we talking about the most #relatable dialogue in the new map

[ampervadasz]

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