[dailymtgflavortext]

Her wits are sharp, but her blades are sharper. 

-Xira Arien

[flytrapteeth]

my head haloed by

fireflies and liquid sun

life flows into me

[tulipcovecrossing]

[rabbiteclair]

you know when somebody says this that they mean either a short amount of time, a long amount of time, or maybe just neither

[somecutething]

Fat Fred

(via Dahlcat)

[obscure-tv-reference]

el gato mas gordo 

[littlereyofsunlight]

Fat Fred is not up for adoption but we do have smaller models available

[teathattast]

Motherfucker ultimate

[that-twink-over-there]

It's Fat Fred Friday

[wanderer-chronicles]

Absolute unit

[thatwasuzi]

Fat Fred Friday

[onlyopia]

yeah.

[dailymtgflavortext]

I hate that this is where my mind went with the new Cleave ability.

So, you wanna tutor a [basic land] card? [Hyperlink blocked].

[hall--o--ween]

[ruinedchildhood]

[pcktknife]

deltarune chapter 3: susie and noelle go to a school dance :)

[snorlaxatives]

[quotemadness]

“And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in.”

— Haruki Murakami (via quotemadness)

[toasthag]

[thecultoflexithewulf]

Sigil for not allowing anxiety to stop or limit me

[snowflakeeel]

- @jistring

[wizzardbaby]

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

[chickenwhite]

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

[your-mouths-a-constellation]

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

[lennythereviewer]

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

[dailyblep]

Smol blop

[terefah]

cats are so good

[aestheticbored]

What happened

[terefah]

sits