I Just Work Here

Mostly fanfic - beware!

[themolluscasometimes]

MY FIRST EVAR STICKER SHEET DESIGN DONEZO AAAAAAAAA

TRASHBOY REAL!!!

[camilicy]

Forbidden rat: possums

[jaubaius]

[bigtiddygandalf]

HE LEETLE FEETSYS

[bigtiddygandalf]

very glad to see this post reduced everyone else mental capacity for communication as well

[hownowyourogue]

@deadlydeamonflashmob

[deadlydeamonflashmob]

Never get tired of this little lad. He try so hard ^^

[coraclavia]

this lil guyyyyyyyyyyyy

[dduane]

AAAAAH THE WEE BATTY

[rainysorarts]

hong'er has One (1) goal this year. He has a Plan™

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

The audio is ‘non je ne regrette rien’ and there is simply no way to transcribe how well these misheard lyrics work

Credit source: Bec Hill on youtube

[je-suis-votre-roi]

The French language is a joke to you people, n’est-ce pas?

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

[moonblossom]

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2014-2018 Mazda 3

[abz-j-harding]

thank you , identifying-cars-in-posts blog

[dalberadiata]

Mi Binghe bb from hell

[caylakluver]

I’m facing the apocalypse with The Rock, Ezio Auditore, and Darrell Hammond. I’ll take it.

You?

[foxyjoy-art]

He was hoping for something sexier 

[akakumoeteru]

Married at last!!

This is a silly little comic I drew recently for a wedding-themed event my friend @ganen-cheese and I did together! While our pieces are technically unrelated, I hope everyone will go check out their beautiful comic which is about WX's first morning as husbands! I say this, but honestly I expect everyone has already seen their comic first haha! But no seriously, Cheese's comic is really so sweet and so full of love and I feel it makes a really good followup to this one (even though technically unrelated!!) so I want everyone who reads my silly little comic to go read theirs too! ❤️ (The wedding outfits I've drawn here are based on another one of Cheese's illustrations which you can see here! My eyes were blessed with such beautiful reference while drawing HAHA.)

[wakingfromthewater]

When it comes to typos, go big or go home I say.

[naughtyjester]

Asses to asses.

[must-be-mythtaken]

and butts to butts

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

[petermorwood]

Reblogging this once again because, once again, it made me laugh.

[solitarelee]

Every time this makes me laugh so hard I almost barf idk why I'm so weak to this

[nightshadeis]

One time, while working in the drive-thru, I accidentally mixed up "I'll see you at the window" and "I'll have it for you at the window" and said "I'll have you at the window."

[foxyjoy-art]

Quan Yizhen didn’t mind 

[naixaie]

binghe is very clumsy 🤭

[naixaie]

sweet dreams, shizun ~ 😴✨

[reptiliannastyboy]

despite her efforts to evade me, i have finally filmed my cat playing my harp

[reptiliannastyboy]

Is a tiny cat playing a harp blasé to you people?? You don't even have time to give her a little like for her recital 🥺?