[achillesinhighheels]

[kyatra]

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

[kyatra]

HASHTAG STUPID HASHTAG IDIOT HASHTAG DUMBASS ?!?!!?

[grox]

This is one of my fsvorite pictures and all day at work I was tossing pizza dough and muttering to myself man you bugly af DIE BUG DIE and imagining the bug and smiling

[clungedestroyer]

[1eona]

heye every one.

[1eona]

i have on important announcemen t to make.

[1eona]

sam.

[1eona]

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

My german friend doesn’t believe in Roombas

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

He thinks we’re making it up and hes very angry about it

Hes accusing us of making fake amazon pages

He thinks they’re bullshit and says if we really had them why would we need maids

How do i tell him we mostly dont have maids

[dangerbooze]

“Bro, we don’t have maids.”

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

So i said “only rich people really have maids”

And he said “why?”

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

“Maids are expensive”

“Just pay a kid 10€ an hour to clean”

Thats EXPENSIVE and also illegal, buddy

Child labor laws are a thing

He still thinks roombas are a lie

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

So it turns out in germany they use vacuum cleaners for like, the drapes and shit

So he didnt understand that roombas only clean the floor

He was angry because he thought we were claiming we had wall crawling robots

Now hes mad about dusters because vacuums are more efficient so why would we use feathers on a stick

[officialfist]

Oh man don’t tell him about Swiffer brand

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

I did and he is literally crying with rage

Like i can hear his voice quivering

[officialfist]

Holy shit my guy you are actually ruining this mans will to live.

[numbersixithink]

 can i get a uhhhhhhhhhh

forbidden honey

slORP

[cat-bat]

@wyrmforge

[lycanthropanic-deactivated20251]

Dip some a that shit in my tea and the depression is soothed away

[beepadoobop]

If you dropped some in your tea it would form a prince Rupert’s drop, and if you bit it it would shatter in your mouth, likely killing you

[ghiraheeheeheem]

[neyruto]

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

[curioscurio]

using a hollowed out coffee pod as a mold, ive trapped peanut sonic in a resin prison. he can never go fast again. he’s eternally silenced.

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

i want this framed

[spelldealer]

[notmargaretkathryn]

[santas-clauze]

no bottlecap we drink like men

[santas-clauze]

risk it all

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

I go to Barger Kin and play on hard mode

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

fucking amateurs…..

[major]

[c-bassmeow]

[d0gbl0g]

[lesbianshepard]

[jvarasuras-hell-deactivated2020]

Where the fuck are these coming from?

[mint-corset]

I don’t know but i love them