Danny DeVito Is My Lord And Savior

I’m a living, breathing shit post

[neyruto]

april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face 

[definitelyforsurenotbees]

that post got very sad very fast

[ruinedchildhood]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[sa2ha]

why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?

[xartini-selini]

If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter

[thecaffeinebookwarrior-deactiva]

In my experience, people named after Greek goddesses are some of the most ethereal, chaotic forces I have ever encountered. Our Art Department’s nude model, for example, is a woman named Hera. She’s stunningly beautiful, rides a motorcycle as apparently her only vehicle, grows all her own food, and keeps bees, turtles, and a dog named Argus, who she walks around town with a peacock feather attached to his leash. I am thoroughly convinced she is not of this realm.

[theload]

I’m pretty sure you just met Hera.

[onlytwitterpics]

[gymnastkid589]

Not today, but literally the whole summer.

[scottislate]

[pinkswall]

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

wHEN THE MUSIC GETS ALL INTENSE AND U CAN’T FIND THE ENEMY

[aawesomepenguin]

[youaremyeverlovin]

asleep on a thursday night? God, you’re responsible

[vodcar]

take off your shoes in bed you dirty little rodent

[dotmatrixisms-deactivated202304]

yeah you’d like to see sonics feet wouldn’t you

[jjk997]

millennial culture is saying “uh yeah I sure hope it does” whenever passing by a road work ahead sign

[hungwy]

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

[flexibility-love-andtrust]

@missmamibee

[papershroud]

[min0uet]

regret.mp4

[head-in-the-bubbles]

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

[himejoshikomaeda]

invader zim filmed this

[dagasinfilo]

oh hello

[uberchargedcurses]

good morning to everyone except the person who made this

[trans-girl-stuff]

get rekt nerds

[celesiel1231-deactivated2023030]

[powerburial]

the 2nd gif is bass boosted in my head

[andkool]

[bumblb3333333]

me: *hangs out w/ little kids and tries 2 teach them self love and feminist ideas*

[ramennewdleslove-deactivated201]

Isn’t that called brainwashing

[sisifroggy]

Please stop brainwashing kids to love themselves and treat people equally good god