wuh? huh??

Lilypad | she/her

[local7683]

Is this anything

[tatzelwurming]

girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

[allyourlife]

when a couth mutual sees your uncouth post..

[priestesspie]

[votoms]

this same regular asks if we're hiring at least twice a week. the real answer is virtually always yes but none of the managers will give him the time of day because he never cleans his table up after himself. The interview really does begin the second you walk through that door...

[votoms]

times are tough i know but we all fantasise about running you over. you don't want to work here. we'll cook you. you'll be food. we'll sell you.

[dailycatsblog]

[teathattast]

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

very few understand the pain of being a santa believer in a santa denier world............

Wait till tonight brother...they will see

[boywrencher]

[biocrafthero]

[hexjulia]

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

[slimemode]

back on the path of the wolf

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[dragon-in-a-fez]

love how this post is still going and it’s been like a decade since you could change text when you reblogged things

[ilovecats4ever]

nichijou wiki is a goldmine

[szembe]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

i rlly like this gif what about you

I didn't know things like this were happening still

[smithsonian-official]

tumbleweeds are such an interesting plant. oh i need to spread my seed so im going to run around for a while on my once in a lifetime adventure

[elliespectacular]

date was going ok until I asked her to "sporcle on that thing". now it's going fantastic