Little box of wonder

Born on April 10th 1987 in Germany. Specialized in writing and stupid jokes, I am here to rock this world!

[lilyaudron]

Hi! 🙋🏻‍♀️

O__O Hi!!! *frantically waves back*

[aideu2you-deactivated20250801]

actually I need to run a test out of curiosity- reblog this if you are from a different country or continent than America, but are still way too into amrev

[lilyaudron]

From Germany and it's a bit of embarrassing how many books I have about this topic and about the involved. It's so fascinating that somehow the most important things all happend around that time too! Think of Frederic the Great/Catherine the Great/Maria Theresia in Europe, the period of enlightenment with all it's new insights and inventions/ideas, the French Revolution, and all of it is connected! Crazy that even my hometown, Braunschweig (or Brunswick as you would call it in english), was kind of a hotspot involved in all this.

[cinnamonrollhewlett]

[zowiemortem]

This

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[pets-fun-house]

A magnificent boy

[luminarai]

a perfect void!! I couldn’t help myself

[contentment-of-cats]

VOID KITTY.

[liminalkitty-deactivated2024010]

make a wish, but you have to choose from:

free cheese for a week

guaranteed no headaches for two months

$400

telepathic communication with a person of your choice for three days

ace your next test

you can fly for the next 24 hours

magical reappearance of one lost item of your choice

pass, but everyone who rbs from you gets double their wish

Voting ended onMay 25, 2023

[himnnnnnn]

🐕👆🏻

[dannyriccowboy]

BRO?!?!?

[catasters]

[wizard-pond]

this fucker runs the wizard council

[rosiedeplume]

please excuse the quick and dirty vibe but 

[harmleikurdraws]

I’ve heard the joke on polish side of tiktok and can’t stop laughing

[memeuplift]

[mcgregor]

#the very necessary loth cat gifset *:･ﾟ✧(ꈍᴗꈍ)✧･ﾟ:*

[contentment-of-cats]

Further problems of Ezra Bridger.

Ezra: Thrawn, Pyrondi has fractured my skull three times using thrown objects.

Thrawn: I see. Lieutenant Pyrondi, to my ready room.

Ezra: *finally finally finally*

Pyrondi: Reporting, sir.

Thrawn: At ease. Bridger alleges that you have fractured his skull three times.

Pyrondi: I'm insulted that he would allege any such thing.

Ezra: Just a minute-

Pyrondi: I have absolutely fractured his skull three times.

Thrawn: Pyrondi, I am ashamed of you. I know you could hit C4 and C5 in your sleep. Do better.

Ezra: And what do you suggest I do?

Thrawn: Learn to duck.

[crazy-brazilian]

[beksboys]

[orcboxer]

take what you need and pass it on

bucket of milk

morphine

knife

2 knives

phillips head screwdriver

ability to detect corpses

eels

retractable hog

orb that hurts you

tortured and punished by the ogre

Voting ended onFeb 21, 2023

[lilyaudron]

Gnaaah!

Being sick sucks. Big time. I hope this is my "once in a year-cold". And at least I don't have a fever. ^^" I hope you guys have a better Valentine's Day! (I would send hugs, but I don't think it's a good idea)

[poetry-protest-pornography]

take what you need and please pass it on

a nice, deep breath

a warm hug

strength

encouragement (keep going, I believe in you)

forgiveness

acceptance (you are loved)

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023