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[lilyswizardingworld]

Marlene: *trying to fix something*

Marlene: Could you give me a hand?

James: Sure.

James: *grabs her hand and holds it*

Marlene: Not what I meant, you moron.

[lilyswizardingworld]

Death: I have come to take you.

Jason: Let me ask my mum.

Death: It’s not a choice—

Jason: My mum says no.

[lilyswizardingworld]

Josephine: wHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!??

Pollux: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Josephine: YoU STABBED SOMEONE??!!?!?

Pollux: No, no. Aggressively poked them with a knife.

[lilyswizardingworld]

Mary: [completely serious] I need to get something off my chest.

Jason: Is it your shirt? Saints, I hope it’s your shirt.

[lilyswizardingworld]

[In an argument]

Selina: Fuck you.

Lucian: Later. Now, listen you little shit—

[lilyswizardingworld]

[before being interrogated by the police]

Luna: Juniper, don’t say a word.

Juniper: ...

Juniper: Fergalicious.

Luna: I said no words.

Juniper: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing scrabble, it’s not a word and now suddenly it is a word just because it’s convenient for you.

[lilyswizardingworld]

Looks like they could kill you, is a cinnamon roll: Juniper, Juliana.

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: Luna.

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Helena, Meredith.

Looks like they could kill you, could kill you: Elysia, Lorelei.

[lilyswizardingworld]

Luna, during reasonable hours of the day: i never want to do anything in my life ever.

Luna, at 3 am: i have to learn how to play the piano immediately.

[lilyswizardingworld]

Serena: [flirting with Pollux]

Josette: [glaring at them in silence]

Adrienna: You’re really quiet today, Jo.

Josette: Only an idiot plans a murder out loud.

[lilyswizardingworld]

Pollux: Who the fuck—

Josephine: Language.

Pollux: Whom the fuck.

Josephine: [shakes her head sighing]

[lilyswizardingworld]

Adam: *falls down the stair*

Aiden: *catches him* I think you just

Adam:

Aiden:

Adam:

Aiden: Fell for me.

Adam: Put me down.

[lilyswizardingworld]

Yadira: [kisses Pollux’s neck]

Pollux: What is this?

Yadira: Affection.

Pollux: Disgusting.

Yadira:

Pollux: Do it again.

[lilyswizardingworld]

Martin: You know, I’m quite jealous of you.

Anne: Huh? Why?

Martin: Your partner is way hotter than mine. *walks away*

Anne: Wait what?

Anne: But wE ARE MARRIED—

Anne: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

[lilyswizardingworld]

Anne: Where are you going?

Pollux: To either pick up a cup of coffee or commit a felony.

Anne: ...

Pollux: I’ll decide on the way downstairs.

[lilyswizardingworld]

Adrienna: What are you doing?

Martin: Writing a description of Pollux.

Adrienna: *looks at the paper*

Adrienna: That just says ‘SHADY BITCH’.

Martin: Yes.

[lilyswizardingworld]

Finn, waking up from a deep sleep: Where am I?

Selene, sarcastically: Heaven.

Finn: Oh.

Finn: ...

Finn: Didn’t think you’d be here.

Selene: ...

Selene: Fuck off.

[lilyswizardingworld]

Pollux: ok, so. i have a plan.

Adrienna: i have the hospital on speed-dial.

Josette: no, no — WE have a plan!

Anne: scrap that, let’s just call the hospital already.