Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus

im smol and i will fite u. also i like tea.

[radioactivemongoose]

the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods

[cawfeeann]

pls unmute whatever you’re expecting it’s not it

[digit-like-a-bigot-spigot-deact]

mood

[qrispykreme]

[pretzelsnake]

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

[spudsexuall]

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

[mooglemain]

i wanna fall in love it sounds like fun

[mooglemain]

IN THEORY!

[animejebbush]

does anyone have more pictures of dogs making this face? i need to start a collection

[torridgristle]

[strippernamedsteve]

[meme-theft]

[weirdnessisgood]

[lima-been-blog]

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

[roxolotl-remaking-deactivated20]

me: oh man this song is really good, i should listen to more songs by the same artist

my brain: Absolutely not. you shall only listen to that one fucking song over and over again for like 6 hours.

me: Understandable have a great day

[raspbiian]

i think netflix is broken

[raspbiian]

its not its not its not its not its n

[taakayama]

We’ve reached a point in time where something like Happy Tree Friends, once a well known internet cartoon, is so irrelevant that the youth can be tricked like this

[leesh]

she really wasn’t kidding about johns underwear

[leesh]

the saga continues

[factly]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Check out the zoom on a Nikon P900 camera. 

[reibeibei]

In love……

[vibesygal]

I remember when I had this camera and the zoom shots were the best shots

[tsoki]

I thought this was fucking fake but ?????

what in gods name ………. 

[miss-azura-deactivated20170724]

APPARENTLY THEY CAN ZOOM INTO SATURN TOO WITH THIS THING????

[scaliefox]

I thought it was going to be hilariously expensive, but oddly it’s only $600 (not much more than my Rebel T3 kit that was $450)

http://www.nikonusa.com/en/nikon-products/product/compact-digital-cameras/coolpix-p900.html

The lens is apparently equivalent to 2000mm telephoto.

[hzs-modblog]

What can the macro lens do?

[ghostymcspooky-blog]

WHAT THE FUCK

[krykky]

I have a Nikon Coolpix L820, and I use it to play voyeur with insects.

[lizthefangirl]

I GOT THAT COOLPIX TOO DAWG

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

i’m buying this tomorrow

[jahmocha]

This is too much power for a single human being to wield….

[ruinedchildhood]

[tranz-parents]

[transmortifried]

[pendaly-archive-deactivated2021]

[klubbhead]

[williamhughkettles]