[limbed]

unwarranted seriousness about trg

20s • she/they • 18+ only • ao3

terfs get away from me challenge

(dead dove blog: @whiplimbed)

fic masterpost below:

fics:

keefe/kelvin

words are futile devices. series. complete. 40918 words. rated E.

1. you need a big god – "in which keefe discovers that even gemstones have needs (and guiltily fulfills his own)." 2972 words.

2. it's a bad, bad ritual – "in which kelvin is completely celibate and chaste 100% of the time. (...except for when he isn't. god understands, right?)" 5546 words.

3. i never prayed like the church always told me to – "in which keefe and kelvin weasel out of their vows of celibacy and have pre-marital relations for the first time. and then the second time. ...and then the third time." 32400 words.

intricate rituals. – "just because they've kissed doesn't mean they know how to act around each other. enter their strong suit: intimacy by proxy (or: sometimes sex isn't sex at all.)" complete(?). 2365 words. rated M.

keefe

sunrise is over. series. incomplete.

angel cum clean – "he has lots of boyfriends and girlfriends. (a young keefe character study.)" 1095 words. rated M.

lifetime warranty – "everyone leaves something behind." 806 words. rated M.

feel free to message me or send me asks if you ever wanna talk. i am a friendly creature

[limbed]

Had your Whiplash Series open for months (saw it recommended on Twitter) and just came around to read them last night, after not reading a fic in ages and just. I can't remember the last time I stayed up until 4AM reading fantiction, while live reacting to it. I was 16 again and it was like my brain was being rewired all over again. Thank you for writing something so in character that scratches the brain itch JUST RIGHT ❤.

(answered on my whiplash blog for organization's sake <3)

[goodtime-not-alongtime]

divine revelation struck while rewatching conclave and burnt this visual parallel to my retinas I’m sorry

[limbed]

what are your top 5 favourite movies??im wondering if whiplash is your no1 or if it's something else

oh man, it's hard to pick! i don't really have favorites in any particular order, just sort of a collection of films i all like equally as much for different reasons. however, whiplash is absolutely on that list. recently i saw and loved conclave (which is very, very on brand for a kelvin/keefe fan. iykyk) and that's the most recent high-ranker i've seen. probably not top 5, but i mention it purely because i want more people to watch it it's sooooo good

most of my favorite movies are horror! but again, it's hard for me to narrow it down specifically. titane is great, creep 1 and 2, anything by david lynch and cronenberg, etc., plus a lot more niche stuff. the weirder and grosser the better imho

[limbed]

i'm still not caught up but guys. i promise i'm working on it. i PROMISE

[limbed]

heya!! just wanted to let you know that after being a HEAVY fanfic consumer for many years, i lost interest for a long time just because of life stuff and moving away from being super involved in fandom etc. however something about keefe and kelvin drew me in SO strongly that i went back on ao3 for the first time in a really long time and the first fic i read was ‘and words are futile devices’.

it is really beautiful, really well written and characterised, and COMPLETELY threw me down the hole of full hyperfixation on a specific character (particularly keefe) in a way i haven’t felt in ages so thank you for helping me re-find this pure autistic joy!! your exploration of their dynamic is exactly what i was hoping to find when i went looking.

one of my greatest autistic talents is obsessively connecting song lyrics with the character i’m currently fixated on and keefe has me so crazy i’ve started a playlist (it’s kinda a keefe and kelvin one but turned out primarily keefe so far…) it’s a WIP but let me know if you wanna see! tbh no one i know has seen the show fully so i just feel the need to share these keefe-y songs with someone who might get where i’m coming from ^_^

oh wow, thank you so so much!!! it makes me so happy to hear that you enjoyed the fics and that they stood out to you so much, and it makes me ESPECIALLY happy to hear that you enjoyed them after such a long break from fic! <3333

keefe is one of the characters of all time, he is SO amazingly written and just such a joy that's unlike any other character in the world. i *also* love finding music for characters and associating lyrics and whatnot with them (and have also found it a lot easier to find keefe-esque music than kelvin lol) so i would love to hear/see some of the songs you've found applicable! feel free to send them my way <3

thank you so much again for your kind words, i appreciate them so much :')

[andhumanslovedstories]

A patient, explaining what their relationship is to their new visitor who was headed up to see them, said, “he’s my guardian,” and I said “oh I didn’t you had a legal guardian,” and the patient said, “he’s not my legal guardian, he’s my spiritual and physical guardian. He is also my brother. Well, I say he’s my brother. He’s like a brother. He’s my husband.” And I say this with genuinely no judgment, just pure curiosity, what

[crowzed]

[limbed]

did u see the trailer for season 4 👀

YOU BET I DID. prism nation rise up

[limbed]

every time i see a dog post on here i know its only a matter of time. until that limbed reblog

[rannithebitch-deactivated202312]

Uh huh, yeah babe, no yeah I totally agree that marriage is heteronormative and a remnant of sex based ownership under the state... can I be your dog forever instead?

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

hey uh I hate to tell you this but your golden retriever boyfriend comes from a pet store and not a reputable breeder

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

I'll become his reputable breeder

[limbed]

kelvin and keefe are losingdog4losingdog. eternally betting on each other, eternally losing. but at least it's by each other's sides

[funtergeist]

[beastsandsuperbeasts]

[sporkazoid]

kelvin gemstone i miss you kelvin gemstone id die for you

[missreinarabbit]

[sar-per]

[transmascfrankiero]