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@limberlost-critter
my name is Moon and wen its nite and alle the stars are shyning brite and wen mye body is nyce and fool they fly abowt. my wytches rule.
my name is Wytch and I am wyse, and hence my words are full ov y’s. And when its nite, I call the ded, and in our rite, we lik the bred.
fa$t ca$h $pell
1. eat a GREEN candle 2. sleep in a bathtub full of nickels 3. basil??? 4. PROFIT
Do You No
do you no what get out of my house
“It’s their job to do that. You don’t have to say thank you”
can we please have more aggressively polite memes in the world???
This is fantastic
Why do you gotta make me have the feels. Damn it. Now I want all those groups to come to my door. And now I’m going to the store and buying a shit ton of King Size candy bars and various things. Cause I now want to be that guy on Halloween. The kids say “He gives out the KING SIZE ones.”
I grew up in a small town and there used to be a house that gave out FUCKING GIFT BAGS, oh my sweet damn, it was just like little dollar store stuff and small candies but still, way better than those $1.00 surprise bags were. ahhh halloween feels
I got some fun little toys for kids with diabetes/eating restrictions. Also, bouncy balls are fun for longer than a chocolate bar.
Me: “Red sky at night, sailor’s delight. Red sky by morning, sailors take warning.” 7yo: “You and your terrible jokes.” Me: “That wasn’t a joke - that was old wisdom of the sea!” 7yo: “You and your terrible old wisdom of the sea.”
The Major Arcana in One to Two Sentences
The Fool: Now what?
The Magician: You should really do the Thing
The High Priestess: You should think about what happens when you do the Thing
The Empress: Here are the means for you to do the Thing
The Emperor: Here are the rules you need to follow to do the Thing
The Hierophant: You probably shouldn't do the Thing
The Lovers: I'm going to decide for myself if I should do the Thing or not
The Chariot: I'm gOING TO DO THE THING
Strength: Whoa there friend have some self-control while you try to do the thing
The Hermit: Observe how other people do the Thing and learn from this
Wheel of Fortune: HAAAHAAHA THIS SETBACK IS KEEPING YOU FROM DOING THE THING HA HAAAA
Justice: Maybe I deserved that for trying to do the Thing
The Hanged Man: Trying to do the Thing has fucked my life over what the shit
Death: Trying to do the Thing has changed me beyond all comprehension. I DON'T LIKE CHANGE
Temperance: I'm trying to get back how I used to be before I tried to do the Thing
The Devil: I DON'T WANNA DO THE THING I WANNA STAY HOME AND DRINK AND EAT TEN CHEESEBURGER WAAAH
The Tower: Everything I knew before I tried to do the Thing was a lie. I am completely changed
The Star: Maybe there's hope for me to actually do the Thing
The Moon: I'M NOT SURE IF I'M MAKING PROGRESS WITH DOING THE THING YET????
The Sun: Wow I may actually be able to do the Thing
Judgment: Looks back fondly on the Journey that I took in order to do the Thing
The World: I did the Thing
The Fool: Now what?
maybe she’s born with it. maybe it’s witchcraft
Do You No
do you no what get out of my house
At the cottage
reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)
Garden successes: wild raspberries, yellow cherry tomatoes, bergamot, mullein.
Tried to get my toddlers to do some nature imprints with leaves and rocks, but I ended up doing the only ones. They preferred to eat the crayons and fight over colours.
A spell of personal reflection
You will need: a room and yourself.
Directions:
Go sit in a corner
Think about what you’ve done.
Dream interpreters; do you approve?
