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homoeroticjunoincident

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

jewfrogs

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

helloilovefanfiction

reunion on erid

n-adi-ra

Here's some straight malarky for you guys

wilwoo

Ooooh new comic I’m working on that I suddenly decided to make so we’ll see how it goes and also idk how long this is going to be, but I’m very into phm and ironlung rn so um. 😁 Under the cut some close ups!

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bugsnbites

Picture it. Decades after the world is saved, a huge alien spacecraft touches down on earth.

Scientist, politicians, and thousands of reporters gather to witness the aliens disembark the ship. A group of boulder-like creatures, clicking and whistling to the humans around them.

One of them raises something large and metallic towards the crowd.

There's an immediate recoil of fear (is it a weapon?!) before the audience realises it's human technology. A laptop, old and beaten and looks like it was put back together by a drunk.

The alien presses a button.

"Hello Earth, this is Doctor Captain Ryland Grace. These guys are Eridians and they're here on a shopping trip. I have a list and no money, but I did save the world so that has to count for something. Number one, salt and vinegar chips. Actually anything potato. Number two, I miss apple juice. Number three,"

ecstasydemon

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

ratsoupee

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Do you think a monster is capable of fear? I think when he has something he loves, it starts to understand fear.

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Wait!! It's not over!! There is still more! It'll just take longer to post them as I have yet to finish them so please be patient! Thank you for all the love you have shown this au and it's truly my pleasure to be making these stories! There will be joy in the Hail Mary!! Trust!