Good Dog, Best Friend

"Hello, my name is Jade Harley. Feel free to ask me anything you want!" ((Roleplay Blog for Jade Harley. I will roleplay with absolutely anyone, unless, of course, you are mean to me. Constructive criticism on my roleplaying is accepted as long as you're polite about it.))

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[astrifurous]

vriska could have mind controlled everyone into a big musical number but instead she killed her friends

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mind control wasnt necessary tho

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Famous Viners?

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[acoustiphobia]

thomas sanders and lele pons are the only ones that matter

[ging-ler]

what about gio volpe 

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[demon-entrails]

this cat is chubby halloween

[dorkvader]

THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON

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INTRODUCTING MOREOS!

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when you meet a canadian and start a conversation

[mutaharus]

excuse me

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i came home today and found a thoroughly used skateboard in front of the house im?????

? ???? ?? ? ??

oh and keep in mind i live the the middle of nowhere

[vinegardoppio]

  looks like it finally landed

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PLE SASE DONT BRING BACK THIS POST

[katal0gue]

If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend then I really hope you’re doing badly in life

[ninfian]

people like this are the reason i cant believe anyone calling me pretty.

[yoga-andcoffee-deactivated20181]

the last comment just hurts so bad

[phasered]

haters can say what they want about the 4th of july but i just witnessed two dudes- one dressed as abe lincoln and the other as benjamin franklin- passionately making out on the balcony while fireworks went off behind them and half of the party, for some reason, gathered around them and chanted “USA! USA!” for like five solid minutes

god bless america

[sherbies]

[sothoros]

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is this what responsibilities look like

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

[barricadefairytales]

acting

[prostheticknowledge]

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the future is now

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3D waifu simulator oh my god

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I want one.

[shiroginko]

does this come in husbando

[rock-star-anime]

O_o I can finally get Brs as a friend! where do i buy one?

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"Little Nasty Girl" Shot by Stacy Leigh @thestacyleigh 2014

[ohdearymeohchubbyme]

Damn.

[thesweeteststroke-deactivated20]

Fuck her non-skating poseur holes. That board is brand new and she just wants skater boys to fuck her at the park.

[freshiejuice-deactivated2018013]

I’ve gotten a lot messages and comments about wether or not I can skate.

I can’t, I don’t pretend that I can. If you’ve seen most of my work, you’ll see I mostly pose nude. And in my personal life this isn’t my style of dressing at all. I’m a dress, skirts and leggings kinda girl.

The photographer asked me to pose with the skateboard so I did.

*shrug*

[fatgirlopinions]

this is like the funniest thing I’ve read all day lol I thought anyone who passed 10th grade stopped caring about other people being “poseurs” like grow up child. she’s a model bro pretending to be something she might not necessarily be is part of her fucking job description and these photos are badass so.

[i-want-cheese]

[sentimental-apathy]

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

[blogorgtfo]

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

[i-want-cheese]

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

[norrislegacy-deactivated2020050]

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly. Math Driving Light Anything causes them

[i-want-cheese]

Favorite answer so far.

[neekolexo]

Math.

[mythicfictionist]

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

[ndino77]

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

[too-oldtotumble]

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.

[fuckyeahchubbyfashion]

Brielle

Age: 20

New Jersey

Size: US14 - US16

Pants: 14-16

Shirts: 1x-3x (completely depends on the shirt.) Dress: Forever 21 - size 2x Cardigan: Forever 21 - size 3x Shoes: Forever 21 - size 9

Tumblr: http://frankierosbitch1031.tumblr.com/

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