Numbuh's Blog of Whatever

Hey there, just some random dude here. This blog is NSFW, so abandon hope all ye who enter here. Heh, just kidding! ((Semi-RP account in which I play myself, but on the fantastical scale; pretty much a living encyclopedia on anyone or anything your RP character is confused about. No guarantee of a straight answer, though! :P)) ((Typing quirk: normal spelling, grammar, and syntax, other than occasionally using shortened casual forms of words [nite for night]. Question with a period at the end = rhetorical. IF I AM USING ALL CAPS, I AM EITHER SARCASTIC OR EXCITED; IT'S FAIRLY EASY TO TELL WHICH. USUALLY. If I like an anonymous comment/action, it usually means I was that anon.))

[flyteestudio]

have fun and don’t worry about the snobs.

[draycen-deactivated20150731]

REBLOG THIS ONE ITS DOESN’T HAVE 50 SHADES OF GREY ON IT

[shubbabang]

[boxedvixen]

ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN

[yaritzalikeszombies]

I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT

[solosclark]

#i was surprised this didnt end in some sort of murder #i’ve been on tumblr too long

[imcolinshea-blog]

“Ye”

[biggest-gauddiest-ghost]

Wholesome

[sandersstudies]

I really want a villain who is a “MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!” person facing a hero who is a “one black coffee” person.

[quinintheclouds]

*Ahem*

[momotowan]

I did this with a mouse.

[iwriteaboutfeminism]

What most people think causes homelessness:

Poor money management

What actually causes homelessness:

transphobia

a racist criminal justice system

the ‘war on drugs’

health care and insurance costs

the current federal minimum wage

bankers being dicks

no federal law protecting paid parental leave

etc…

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

• mental illness stigma + lack of resources

[princessaran]

[destinymoonart]

BUENOS DIAS SAMUS

[justsomeantifas]

My little brother has brain cancer

We found out in 2016:

see that little dot piece of shit, that’s the cancer that has been destroying his life, 

he has $4k of medical expenses medicaid wont cover because the government would rather let poor people fucking die than actually give a shit.

If you want to help my little brother with his medical expenses so he can get some important work done 

you can donate here: 

https://www.paypal.me/trevorth3

here is his gofundme he made: 

https://www.gofundme.com/5zmzcj-help-me-afford-medical-treatment

If not it’d be cool if you could spread this around, no pressure though. thank you for reading and have a nice day.

[hotvampireadjacent]

HIDEO KOJIMA, ABSOLUTE MAD MAN, AT IT AGAIN

[the-chanel-boots-deactivated202]

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

[puff-to-tuff]

thanks, i hate it

[maxinbc-deactivated20210518]

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual

[nora-ren]

Omigosh, it's canon! This is not a drill! RENORA IS MOTHERFRICKING CANON!🎉🎉🎉

FRICK YEAHHHH IT ISSSSS 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[sokkable]

[im-the-batmann]

What I’m hearing is, “If you don’t love me at my sociopathic, unrelenting attempt to capture you for the sake of my own personal honor to my father and nation, leading you and your friends to your impending deaths,” then you don’t deserve me at my “Sulky Fire boi charm who is kinda oppressed, but also has no other friends because, like, have you met my sister?”

[sokkable]

[nuttyrabbit]

Imagine missing the entire point of a character arc in a show aimed at children this badly

[concentrated-sunshine-deactivat]

Man, what kind of low empathy mother fucker do you have to be to squeeze out a take that frozen?

[turtleduck-inc]

did none of you actually watch this show? like, no one liked the guy when he was like that. he was cruel and insufferable. the only one who did was his uncle, not because he was fine with his behaviour, but because he knew that he could better himself easily, were he to realize that he doesn’t need the approval of his father, who’s an even bigger piece of shit. meanwhile, if anyone else even knew that, they still had no reason to even tolerate him. pity him, at most. it wasn’t until he himself came to them to make an effort to apologize and prove that he changed that they accepted him, and even then they were incredibly hesitant.

so no, you do not in fact have to love someone who’s trying to literally get you, and everyone you know, killed, to then “deserve” them as your friend once (if) they better themselves. you have every right to cut that asshole out of your life and they better fucking be crawling on their knees to get you back. (and even then you have every right to deny them)

this is just the old tumblr spiel of “you have to be ok with me treating you like shit because i’m mentally ill uwu” shoehorned into something everyone likes and it’s still as abusive as it was before.

[secondhand-sheep-shack]

Kotex tampons recalled due to reports of unraveling, pieces left in body

U by Kotex Sleek Tampons have been recalled due to an unraveling defect.

Heads up recall…

[nunyabizni]

boosting keep your bits safe people

[proteus-no]

the one brand of tampons I use…. are you fucking kidding me?

[invertprivileges]

PUBLISHED: DEC 12TH, 2018 - 10:34AM (EST)UPDATED: DEC 12TH, 2018 - 4:00PM (EST)

INDIANAPOLIS (WTHR) — The company that owns Kotex is recalling its U by Kotex Sleek Tampons due to a quality-related defect.

According to the company, the tampons are unraveling or coming apart upon removal. In some cases, users have had to seek medical attention to remove tampon pieces left in the body.

We announced today a voluntary recall of U by Kotex® Sleek® Tampons, Regular Absorbency sold in the U.S. & Canada for a quality-related defect that could impact the product performance. For info, please read our FAQs: http://bit.ly/2B7yMjr or contact us: http://bit.ly/2EiLhMe

The recall affects tampons manufactured between October 7, 2016 and October 16, 2018. They were distributed from October 17, 2016 to October 23, 2018, according to Kimberly-Clark.com.

Symptoms of the defect include pain, swelling, infections, nausea or vomiting. There have been a small number of reports of infections and injury, according to the company.

Anyone with the affected products are urged to stop using the product immediately and contact Kimberly-Clark’s Consumer Service team at 1-888-255-3499.

To see the full list of recalled products, click here.

[the-real-seebs]

okay, probably worth linking product recalls

[weirdmageddon]

wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny

[weirdmageddon]

it’s like what were you expecting lmao

[meefling]

Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

[galactic-polywag]

No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

[weirdmageddon]

i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience

[hogwartsfemme-deactivated-deact]

LINK WHY

[quil-borealis]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Hero of Hyrule.

[feminismfuckyeah]

The soccer gender pay gap is ridiculous

[greekgodohair]

Assume I’m dead and rotting when this isn’t reblogged from my dash.

[licensetomurse-deactivated20200]

Update from April 2017: Source: CNN Money, http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/05/news/us-womens-soccer-equal-pay/index.html “The U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team is getting a raise, bigger bonuses and the same per diems as the men. The women’s team announced Wednesday that it had struck a new labor deal with U.S. Soccer, the sport’s governing body. For months, the women have said that their pay and treatment is unequal to the men’s team. The women will also get better hotel and travel accommodations and will be reimbursed for the years when their per diems were less than those of the men.” Finally some good news for the USWNT!

[noonmutter]

Reblogging with the bit that gives the outrage some closure.

[obama-stolemy-vcr]

👍👍👍

[earthshaker1217]

Yaayyy

[madmagethistle]

to add to this “humans are weird” thing did you know that humans are the only species on earth with the ability to throw things with any significant degree of accuracy and force (apes can throw with about the force of a human ten year old, but cant lock their wrists well enough for accuracy)

and we just never really think about it bc its so easy and simple to us that pretty much all of our sports are based around the concept of throwing things accurately

so what if the concept of projectile weapons takes most species FOREVER to get the hang of, or even come up with in the first place. a human goes onto a ship and throws some trash into the nearest reclaimer, shouts “kobe!” and all the other aliens on board absolutely LOSE THEIR MINDS

[questbedhead]

I definitely didn’t know this about humans but it’s actually really neat

[burntcopper]

‘This place needs a dartboard.’ *darts is explained* ‘You… throw sharp objects at a tiny point on a circle with the expectation of hitting it and mock those who do not achieve this amazing feat.’ ‘It’s better if you’ve had a couple of beers.’ ‘You insist that you’re more accurate when partially intoxicated. I have seen you intoxicated. Fine motor control is not something I associate with intoxication.’ ‘The one sport where doping is actually encouraged.’ ‘Humans. How. Just how. ’ ‘You think this is hard, try throwing cards.’

[jamyesterday]

I’m now super enchanted with the idea that there are all these alien racs out there that basically didn’t do projectiles until at least they had geometry and aerodynamics worked out– no throwing stones or slings and arrows, nothing range until catapults with some heavy maths calculations behind them because they couldn’t eyeball it. And some of them not even having that– going from hand-to-hand to computer-targetted bombs, pretty much. And then coming to earth and finding out about spears and bows and arrows and slings and skipping stones– and suddenly there’s a rush on their homeworlds of all these really bad pop-xenopyschoanthropology books about the effect of being able to kill at a distance on our pyschocultural development, how it effects our perception of ourselves and the universe - all these bad science, lurid explanations about how this has effected our strange alien minds to give us warped senses of territoriality or death or social-unit-bonding.

[mkaiww]

@space-australians

[mousathe14]

Of all the humans are weird I like this one the most. Feels mundane enough yet just weird enough without making us out to be supersoldiers because I dunno I guess aliens have weak constitutions now or something..

[thewholekeg]

Most ‘humans are weird’ things try to focus on the things humans can do that most animals can’t, but like, they kinda blow it out of proportion. Like sure humans are sturdier than most animals but not by THAT much.

Personally, I’ve always like the combination of facts that A) We’re obscenely flexible compared to anything with else with bones B) We have crazy endurance and C) We’re DTF pretty much whenever. And whatever, for that matter.

Super soldiers nothing, I’m pretty sure Humans would be the Weird Sex Alien.

[mousathe14]

Those ones are also decent and reasonable “humans can be cool space alien planet of hat biological archetypes too!”

[lilyvonpseudonym]

humans:

internal organs are full of acid

eats poison for fun

can throw things like woah

can run for a long time even when normally you would get tired

flexy

probably will fuck you if you ask

[kidkillianxvii]

Accurate.

[lilyvonpseudonym]

Oh, hey, forgot about this one.

[raspberrygoose]

@mmouse15

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

[hojolove]

I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”

Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.

[madgastronomer]

when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as “14 year old girl purple” (through what’s wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I don’t know, even if they’re not what I want as an adult). They didn’t believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a “dark purple”, it would be “depressing”. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.

I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.

But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, “Oh yeah, that’s really pretty.” (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)

And the moral of the story is: Fuck ‘em, please yourself. Either they’ll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.

[themintycupcake]

This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be “mature” about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that I’m 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, I’m just like “marriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.” If they don’t like it then they don’t have to come to my wedding.

[aridotdash]

https://xkcd.com/150/

[undanewneon]

I would like you all to view my office. I’m thirty and my rainbow room is awesome, people can fight me

[numbuh214]

I want to add my own story here...

For so long, I wanted to have my room painted blue; and never an eye gouging blue either. I wanted more of a pale periwinkle; as if my parents knew what that meant, coming from an artistic, autistic little nerd of a teenager. When my parents decided to paint my room as part of a remodel, my mom picked out this "timberwolf gray" color that I wasn't exactly enthused about, but went along with... and guess what color it ended up drying into?

I've lived that moment where people go "Oh yeah, that's really pretty," and it is hands-down the best feeling in the world.