The Limitless Void: A Sex Blog

I post things related to sexuality, including stories of real sexual experiences I have had. Definitely NSFW and not for people under the age of 18. This post will tell you why I'm doing this. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-26107421-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();

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The New and Improved Lube Matrix! Now 100% Vagina-Friendly!

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Oh, monogamists. When will you learn?

Typical Monogamist Friend: I'm so glad that relationship is over. In fact, I'm DONE with relationships, man. I just want to do what you do: have casual sex, keep things really simple, not get tied down with all these obligations and shit...

Me: That sounds like a good plan. It works for me most of the time. But it's not always easy. It's all about communication, setting boundaries [blah blah blah].

TMF: Yeah, I'm totally gonna give that a try.

Me: [Two weeks later] So, it seems like you've been hanging out with So-and-so quite a bit. How's that going?

TMF: Oh, it's great. We're keeping it real casual. You know, no expectations [blah blah blah].

Me: [Three weeks later] Hey, wanna hang out tonight?

TMF: Well... I got plans with So-and-so. But let's hang out real soon.

Me: [Six weeks later] Hey pal, I haven't heard from you in a while. Let's get a beer sometime.

TMF:

Me: Hello?

TMF: [Two months later] I'm so glad that relationship is over. In fact, I'm DONE with relationships, man. I just want to do what you do: have casual sex, keep things really simple, not get tied down with all these obligations and shit...

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Just wanted to say thank you for answering. We have been and will continue to be diligent about washing (shower is fun foreplay). He's been awesome and it's my own hangups on this one. He wrote a story about rimming me, and got me thinking again. I wanted a butt-positive viewpoint to add against the negative ones drilled in my head. (Afterall, pegging was a blast!)

That's great! And you know what's really fun? Rimjobs in the shower.

I'm glad to hear that you're trying to overcome some of the butt-phobic stuff that's been drilled into all of our heads. If you and he want to share the story, I'd love to read it.

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Gay rights activists pie Christian leader and notorious homophobe Anita Bryant in the face, 1977.

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You seem to be the best person I have run across to ask this. My friends-with-benefits wants to rim me. I was squicked at first, but now... it might be hot. Is there any protocol about kissing? Is it rude to ask him to use mouthwash after- before I kiss him again?

It will be hot. Trust me. And you have every right to ask him to use mouthwash after he does it. You can make any conditions you want when it comes to sex. If he doesn't want to use mouthwash, he doesn't have to rim you. It's as simple as that. If he thinks it's rude for you to ask him to rinse his mouth after he has had his tongue in your asshole, is that really someone you want to be spending your time with?

BUT aside from all that, I recommend that you try giving him a kiss without the mouthwash. Maybe not the first time, if you're really that uncomfortable with it. But someday. I think it's really hot when a partner kisses me after eating my ass. If you have been diligent about washing your butt (and please do that), there shouldn't be any especially egregious odors. It will just smell like your body. Dicks smell. Cunts smell. Armpits smell. Asses smell. It goes with the territory. You might as well learn to enjoy it.

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Keeping it sexy and slow having twerkteam grind it out to Mykonos by Fleet Foxes

Hahahahaha this is amazing

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Very relevant to my interests

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Hey, I know you.

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Men and women in Western societies often look more different than they are naturally because of the incredible amounts of work we put into trying to look different.  Often this is framed as “natural” but, in fact, it takes a lot of time, energy, and money.

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Men can touch their penises during sex Women can touch their vulvas during sex Sex needs lube Spit works for lube Some women sometimes desire sex without romance Telling each other stories can make sex hotter

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Theme song

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made rebloggable by request.

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[Image: Screen capture of a tumblr question from user augustgrand, which says "you support abortion?" Answer: "only in cases where it's absolutely necessary; like when someone is pregnant and they don't want to be anymore"]

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*phew* 

There we go. I’ve continued the sassy coming out ace card to extend to more orientations. These are intended as a joke, but they might actually come in handy if you’re being questioned about your orientation and you need a sassy retort. 

[Note: I’ve also edited the asexual one for optimum readability. If you are visually impaired, I would greatly appreciate your feedback on the legibility and readability of these comps. I wanna make sure everyone can enjoy my designs, not only those with good vision. So your feedback is a big help!]

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Scarlett Johansson responds to sexist questions!

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hero

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There are tons of people– male people, even!– who don’t have sex. […] I know this is bizarre to all those “90% of men masturbate and 10% of men are lying” people out there, the “men evolved to be promiscuous” people, the “men naturally have high sex drives” people. But men – people – are different. If you don’t want to have sex, you shouldn’t have sex. That doesn’t make you prudish or uncool, broken or sick, sad or pathetic or wrong. It makes you someone who’s making the right life choice for you at that very moment.

Tim Gunn Hasn’t Had Sex In 29 Years, And It’s None Of Our Fucking Business | No, Seriously, What About Teh Menz? (via sexisnottheenemy)