haha wtf

male | lizard kid

[lincthink]

ok retards I'm back and fresh off of edtwt what's going on here

[evidenceofabsence]

[lincthink]

I don't even need this it happens anyways

[catcrumb]

[onlytwitterpics]

[shrapnelthots]

My first reaction was: wtf, of course everyone does! Except:

[foxgraves]

[retrowar]

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

[jay-jay-gone]

Are you proud of yourself? Are you happy you made this?

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

Oh you have no idea.

[prole-log]

[lincthink]

eating breadsticks in a dream and then shitting my guts out in real life

[lincthink]

hey bucko. that's kinda a uh,,, ana blogs thread you reblogged from. you doing okay?

yeah ik and no I'm not lmao

[aesexia]

i cant wait to lose so much that i actually look like a boy and no one will notice my curves and i can wear a binder and actually have a flat chest and i can finally wear boxers and never have to wear a bra. just thinking about it makes me giddy

[do not rb if ur cis. its the law]

[lakevida]

a lighter company trying to start a marketing campaign like how have YOU used your zippo lighter? #zippo and it backfires when everyone uses the hashtag to confess to unsolved arson cases and it turns out all of them are true and then lighters get cancelled and everyone gets back into using like a stick and a piece of flint to make fire because it’s more eco friendly because it’s harder to do arson with. i’m sincerely the highest i’ve ever been and this took a monumental effort to type. i love the art of short stories

[eschatologica-anthophilya-deact]

[kristina100000]

if it wasn’t for covid i would be having sex with all the people that hate me right now

[swurp]

[certifiedwoman]

you need validation for your identity because it's:

made up

stolen

not actually your identity

a delusion

a fantasy

you think it's somehow a separate entity from the rest of your being that you can just play around with, invent and change at the snap of your fingers

[spookcataloger]

Prius (02/05/14)

Sleep (09/29/17)

[erzebett]

[52ozcoffeemug]

Me