Kunstloses Brot

Linda • Germany • Hobby Artist • Cosplayer

[harritudur]

1993 / 2022

Dr. ELLIE SATTLER, Dr. ALAN GRANT, Dr. IAN MALCOLM

[poetry-protest-pornography]

They’re all hotter?

[grandtheftflora2electricboogaloo]

They’re all hotter.

[hariheart]

They ARE all hotter

[beaft]

i hate job hunting more than anything else in the world

[beaft]

me: i'd like a job, please

the person who gives out the jobs (actually an oversized march hare sitting behind a desk, dictating to a crow that taps out the letters with its beak):

“If Employmente ye do seek, Attend this interview next week;

Four tasks you must perform for me, And once that's done, a further three.

Pass the test, and twelve days hence, You may receive your recompense.

But heed my warning: if you fail, We'll send you naught but a stock email.”

[the-polyhedron]

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

[huffylemon]

[ghoulish00]

Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP. Kirby is sleeping

[nyabbycat]

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

[annickemiek]

he has grown so much!!!!

[official-kultur]

deutscher name für memes gerade gedropped

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[3fluffies]

Dying.

[ciatri]

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

[randomslasher]

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

[dankmemeuniversity]

[georgemallory-deactivated201604]

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

[missbcm]

https://twitter.com/profannieoakley/status/1357768408671027202

 This thread is gold… make your own here: https://htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/

[dancing-crow]

perfection

[penumbraphantasm]

hourly comic i posted on twitter

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

filling up the whole screen with a popup does not make the newsletter I don't want to sign up for any more appealing.

[100493503004422]

when the sun sets my brain is like "oh too bad the day is over & I can't do any more tasks" even though it sets at 4:15 these days & I will be up for at least 9 hours after that. like can we just. do something please

[isitgoodomens]

is this good omens?

[isitgoodomens]

hey so

it was good omens huh

[sprotteslaettberg]

in the light of the cas vs. cass discourse (it's cas period) I thought about what would be the most ridiculous way to spell his name and my German brain presents to you:

Käß

[heart-blood-death]

just wanna let people who don't know German know that Käß translates to cheese

[die-katholische-kirche]

[die-katholische-kirche]

❌❌

Käse-Kuhle ✅✅

[sternen--staub]

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