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39 | German | queer 🏳️‍🌈 | lesbian-ace | plussize | body neutral | all pronouns are fine | ao3: Nautika | Find general nerd krimskrams here and go to @geistbrot to find me (re)blogging and swooning over Cdrama and ThaiBL. Like, a lot. I mean it.

[viohra]

The Angel of Death

FISTS YOU

And then you Die

[viohra]

Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.

So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul — he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now that’s pretty damn metal, but she said word for word “the angel of death fists you, and then you die” which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears

[cassidyrld]

Op i appreciate the context but i was going to rb anyway no questions asked

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

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[smokeydabear420422]

[rosefyrefyre]

[yourrfeelings]

I restart the entire song if i breathe too loud over my favorite part

[spicyvampire]

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

[huntress1013]

I don't watch the World Cup but I feel an extreme sense of satisfaction that Belgium gave the US a sound thrashing. Cheaters like them totally deserve it. They should have lost 5:0.

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[mapsontheweb]

Lighthouses of the Great Lakes.

by researchremora

[queer-as-city-folk]

And people will say Chicago is not a coastal city

[bisthefairy]

Okay so, it took me a second to remember that the Great Lakes fucking massive, and I couldn’t help imagining

[queer-as-city-folk]

We could have this if we weren’t a nation of cowards

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Fish in the great lake being like

[official-michigan-posts]

obfficial michigan post

[sprachgefuehle]

der 🫩emoji wurde nur zu dem zweck eingeführt, akkurat beschreiben zu können, wie ich mich jedes mal fühle, wenn der name "friedrich merz" fällt

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[sourdough-seal]

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[thesummoningdark]

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

[the-stray-liger]

the fucking timestamp

[solarmane]

new fanfic writer who has marked their work completed ao3 only to leave a note at the end saying: thanks for all the support guys if you want to read the rest of the fic subscribe to my patreon :)

me, an elder fandom veteran, suddenly having anne rice flashbacks:

no.

NO.

starting to rock back and fourth.

you do not understand.

you were born into an age of peace. i was there Gandalf. i was there three thousand years ago. i remember the cease and desists. i remember authors hunting fanfic writers for sport. i remember when every fic opened with a disclaimer because we genuinely thought it might protect us.

we do not charge money for the copyrighted gay wizard stories.

do not tempt fate youngling.

step away from the paywall.

that is how you summon the ancient evils.

that is how you wake the lawyers.

[odins-price]

Remember people, this is against AO3s terms of service. If you see a fic that does this REPORT THAT THING!!! These people may not know better or they might, but them doing this has the potential to ruin things for everyone.

[peppermintquartz]

Tell the writer to read the TOS. Writers absolutely CANNOT ask for payment in exchange for fanfic. If they won't take it down ASAP, report it to AO3.

[oncce-againn]

Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.

[paksthestoic]

thinking about the episode where kathryn janeway tells an alien that while other kids were outside making friends, she was indoors doing quadratic equations. (Sacred Ground, fwiw). she does this to imply she was never very adventurous or friendly.

I read that woman’s biography (Mosaic) and her autobiography (The Autobiography of Kathryn Janeway), and listened to her later tell her own crew of various adventures like sneaking out of the house and walking miles in a thunderstorm after losing a tennis match.

woman almost died cave diving because her friends chickened out and she went with a boy instead. got a commendation for sneaking off campus because she saved an old woman’s life in the process. built a replica of da vinci’s flying machine so she could pilot it onto the roof of the dean’s office.

Kathryn Janeway is a scientist in the way Indiana Jones is an archaeologist. undoubtedly qualified, but there’s gonna be a caper about it.

rather than view her statement as an outright lie or a bad characterization by the writers, however, the funnier option is that she thinks of herself as rather introverted, withdrawn, and nerdy. That she is so deep in the trenches of her own mental landscape that she doesn’t realize that other people view her pursuit of science and diplomacy as acts of extreme charismatic recklessness.

which makes it doubly hilarious that jock Kathryn Janeway, who destroys the entire ship at Velocity and routinely heads her own away missions and has single-handedly reclaimed her ship from hostile aliens multiple times, looks at herself and thinks: yeah, I’m very boring.

[official-lauchzwiebel]

Es is noch nich mal zehn in der früh wieso bin ich so gottlos am schwitzen

[lordlunerich]

[official-lauchzwiebel]

WAGE ES JA NICHT.