Out of Context

27, she/her, resident of the no mans land between the east coast and the midwest. Things I do: write fanfiction, cosplay, and blog about an eclectic mix of anime, videogames, and books.

[stealingpotatoes]

pretty sure this is exactly how lessons at qifrey's atelier go

(links // tip jar!)

[sexybritishllama]

ffxiv free trial expanded to include shadowbringers you can now meet emet-selch for the low low price of £0 none of you have ANY excuses anymore

[sexybritishllama]

i want it known that i made that emet-selch meme last night drunk at 3am shaking with tiredness and anxiety because i thought i'd lost my phone at the bar (i had not) (i found it this morning after 3 hours of sleep)

but that is no excuse. because this tag is so true and i am just ashamed it did not occur to my frazzled brain at the time

[knightwithakay]

inspired tactic from our gm:

[knightwithakay]

[newtypezaku]

Can we reconvene the kangaroo court to do something about the slander?

[lindoreda]

[bennetsbonnet]

Pride and Prejudice (1995) + Text Posts (9/?)

[asaltyarchon]

Whoever made this, may your pillows always be fluffed and cool and may you never hit a red light as long as you live.

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long mf time.

[credit to liffeh on twitter!]

[catasters]

[wintercorrybriea]

northern snow hog

[bahari-official]

you know he sniffed a snow

[bumblecrisp]

they don’t even plow fields by hand anymore. because of yoke

[newtypezaku]

[newtypezaku]

[lindoreda]

Me preparing to teach 8th grade about electricity and magnetism

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[sturgeon-general]

Had this idea for a while. Finally did something with it.

[ridingforrohan]

Instead of trying to digitally reverse age actors for The Hunt for Gollum I think they should abandon the script entirely and just put Viggo Mortensen in costume and film him chasing Andy Serkis in a leotard across the scenic landscapes of Aotearoa. Give Andy Serkis a head start. Viggo will probably become Aragorn several hours into the chase. Locals can aid or hinder as they see fit.

[sacred-portal]

[floofybitch]

https://fb.watch/mjDHL25iin/?mibextid=Nif5oz

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

#rolling like a hot dog on the ocean floor#a state we can all aspire to

it is gorgeous

[cloudhedgehog]

@mangomeadows

[starless-planet]

Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharoah’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharoah’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharoah’s wrath