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catkola

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

straightboyfriend

thots on peanut brittle?

penis brittle lol

straightboyfriend

ritabuuk

Completed: February 2, 2022

heavenintact

we literally live in a dystopian world where sleepy girls are forced to work

the two quarterbacks will ceremoniously kiss at the end of the game to signify the end of the superbowl and the beginning of valentine's day

funnytwittertweets

guerrillatech

pitbolshevik

yo mr white drive me to barnes and noble i need to pick up the newest warrior cats book bitch

drdaanvondutch

tumblr deleted my last confessional post so here’s a new one:

when i was like 6 my grandparents got me an awesome dollhouse (playmobil haus 5301 if anyone needs to know). for some reason, i had in my head that one day, god would shrink a bunch of people until they were the size of polly pockets and the world would be so cruel and scary for them. so every night i would pray to god that if he did that, that he would please put the tiny people in my dollhouse so i could provide for them. and every night, in case it happened, i would put water in a little cup for them and make their little beds so they’d have somewhere warm to rest after finding out they would be tiny forever. i told my friend in school about this and he said “oh my dad’s a wizard dont worry he can make them grow again” and then i felt at ease and never worried about it again.

drdaanvondutch

this made me think of another doll themed confession:

when i was 7, the same grandparents got me Kit, the american girl doll. if you didnt know, this was back when american girl dolls were decent and cared abt historical context and shit, so kit’s whole thing was she lived in the great depression. i also had a blonde bob and freckles so everyone kept saying i was just like kit, but i didn’t understand that they meant my looks. so one night, i prayed to god that he would make me more like kit so i wouldn’t let anyone down by not being like her. and the next morning, my parents sat me down and explained the recession to me and i cried the whole night because i genuinely thought i’d caused it.