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devon [ they/he ]

[linguinis]

bonjourno

[ovur]

Men are more likely to...

See a mouse and eat it

Fuck a plate before it hits the floor

Voting ended onFeb 14

[beefwizard91]

[sufjansjoy]

next up! faggot shit bag of chips as laser manelli,

[sufjansjoy]

it’s my favorite image on the planet

[lamignonette]

[dogpuppy]

[ratfuck]

he believes in beauty, he's Penus As A Boy

[rabdoidal]

i love "bump uglies" as a euphemism for sex. like yes put that gross in my yuck and squarsh it

[segamascott]

[teleostuber]

Liquidate the accounts

[syn4k]

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

[syn4k]

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

[bunnycocaine]

and you know what i don’t believe katy perry really kissed a girl

[segamascott]

i think i'll fag out even though it's only monday

[messygoku]

[pjharvey]

they are going to execute me in the town square for taking 19 days to respond to an important email

[furryprovocateur]

i love divorce i love when people realize that they aren't a good fit for each other and get divorced about it. more people should get divorced

[furryprovocateur]

my least favorite thing about this website is how culturally protestant some of you are like divorce is almost always a good thing in the long-term especially when the alternative would be a miserable/abusive marriage. but instead divorce is always framed as this social and moral failing of the participants. but whateverrrr i'm always a fan of divorce i think it should be recommended more often in more circumstances and i'm not joking

[stuckinapril]

it literally all starts with forgiving yourself there’s no way around it