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[bramst]

[tooies]

stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys

[linguinis]

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[kosmogrl]

[liberashen]

“The people come to understand that wealth is not the fruit of labor but the result of organized, protected robbery. Rich people are no longer respectable people; they are nothing more than flesh eating animals, jackals and vultures which wallow in the people's blood.”

- Frantz Fanon

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[depsidase]

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[importantcatpics]

[thyrell]

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[linguinis]

i will never forgot the ‘bumper sticker’ i saw on the highway that was just big pink decal letters that said “I have PTSD…. Pussy That’s So Delicious”

[rudeteens]

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[phlebasthebroenician]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[blasesaint]