fck nzs

Memes, Politik und ein Haufen Shitposts

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[sprotteslaettberg]

Ich, wenn auf einmal schonwieder Januar ist, der gute Rolf recht behält und die Jahresuhr tatsächlich niemals still steht:

[kloudchild]

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

[feyosha]

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

[rainbowryland]

obsessed with this stupid german shitpost

diE KÜRBEN!!!!

[marisatomay]

parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.

[fuerst-von-argot]

Ich identifiziere mich als GmbHe/er

@swanfloatieknight

[funkiest-ghoul-in-town]

this is Bernd of Fortune. Ignore him and everyday will be a „Mist-Day“ for the rest of your life.

[alterugdalf]

Ergebnis der namentlichen Abstimmung zur Aussetzung des Familiennachzugs.

Die Zahl der Ja-Stimmen stimmt nachdenklich.

[alterugdalf]

Linke und Grüne haben sich anlässlich der Debatte zum Antrag "Queerfeindliche Hasskriminalität wirksam bekämpfen [...]" passend angezogen.

[wikipediahmms]

[mintblancmanche]

[deep-state-partisan]

[dontlistentothemmoose]

[dykeselfcest]

idk thinking about how sometimes you have to show up for people you aren't that close to, because sometimes you're just the person who's there. sometimes you invite a new friend to a party and end up having to sit with them through a panic attack. sometimes you run into an acquaintance on their worst day and they need to talk about what happened. sometimes someone is crying in a stairwell and you're the only one around to ask if they're okay. and none of this is "trauma dumping" or whatever the fuck it's just being there for people because you're the one in the room with them.

[look-something-shiny-redux]

My then-coworker was pregnant with her second child. One day she mentioned being terrified she'd go into labor at three in the morning and no one would be available to take care of her toddler while she went to the hospital.

"I know it's stupid," she said, "but I can't stop thinking about it."

"Call me if that happens, " I said, because we lived 15 minutes away from each other. "I'll run over and watch her until her grandparents get there."

And I didn't think too much of it at the time, but after my coworker came back from maternity leave she told me that this conversation, where some girl from work promised to give up a couple hours of sleep if her family had an emergency, was the reason she was able to sleep at night for the rest of the pregnancy.

[the-real-seebs]

What's interesting about this is that you didn't actually get called, and you didn't have to run anywhere at 3AM. You just had to be willing to if it happened.

So often, it's not even that you have to do anything; you just have to make it clear that if you would if it became necessary.

[aropride]

here you go professor. several pages of home brewed bullshit. as opposed to the chatgpt-brewed bullshit you're used to these days. i hope u enjoy it i worked very hard on it ❤️

[aropride]

[zadla]

I’d never thought I ever would be grateful to the jury system christ

[geekynerdydorkyme]

Congrats Austria ! 🇦🇹