Nobody is mad at me.
Nobody is mad at me and if they were, they would say so.
Nobody is mad at me and if they were they would say so and if they haven't said so then it's not my responsibility to read into their silence.
Nobody is mad at me.
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@linnybeenaughty
Nobody is mad at me.
Nobody is mad at me and if they were, they would say so.
Nobody is mad at me and if they were they would say so and if they haven't said so then it's not my responsibility to read into their silence.
Nobody is mad at me.
evil girlfriend 😈
there is NOTHING useless about grinding
forced nodding is so fucking good. and it's not even that you're forcing them to agree. the only thing you're doing is moving their body. they're the one associating that simple movement with agreeance. they practically do it to themselves.
in love with the blank look on a girl's face while My words are creeping into her head
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I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.
i've been known to have a thought
can i just say that one of my favorite things in jack abbot fics are when jokes about his leg.
give me that man jokingly quipping “thought he was gonna take my other leg” when robby yells at him.
give me him threatening to take it off and smack someone with it.
give me him saying “are you pulling my leg?” with reader immediately going “which leg, cause one will come off if i pull it.”
give me jack pranking new med students that his leg fell off if they accidentally step on it or a gurney rolls over it.
give me robby stealing and hiding jack’s leg while he’s napping in an on call room.
give me other staff not knowing about it and jack just casually takes it off and sets it on the hub counter.
give me robby sending jack that meme that’s like “10/10 handsome, 1/2 legs.”
i NEED it—
washing machine time to human time converter online
I had to do an MCU variation of this meme. Okay, you're on a 10-hour flight. Which seat would you choose and why?
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
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undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal
This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.
The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human
Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.
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