[geeses]

follow for some more sick text posts that I reblogged from someone else

[linusbian]

oh by the way happy house day everyone

[linusbian]

oh by the way happy 20th house day everyone

[linusbian]

HAPPY LOST DAY!!! I DIDNT MISS IT THIS TIME YIPPIE

[spi1llmygutsout]

[lindenattic]

house is a girl you have to take care of her

[lindenattic]

the house. a house. your house. building. residence. abode. not that faggot from the tv show

[ender-of-the-sender]

YOU PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND-

HOUSE IS AUTISTIC.

They acknowledge it in S3 E4. Wilson heavily suggests to Cuddy that House has Asperger syndrome, but they decide that he can't possibly because he's just a jerk.

Let autistic people be jerks. Let autistic people be assholes WITHOUT USING AUTISM AS AN EXCUSE. IM AN ASSHOLE SOMETIMES. NOT BECAUSE IM AUTISTIC, IM JUST A PRICK. Yes I understand that one of the reasons for him being such a dickhead is because of his leg, he's in pain all the time. But thats even more of a reason to believe that it is a separate issue.

They say that he wants to relate to the kid because then he can get away with being a dick, but he does relate to the kid. He hates change, he thrives on consistency, he needs stimulation or he gets bored and frustrated, he isolates himself- and when he does have to interact, it's with the same people he sees everyday.

House is autistic AND an asshole. Those two things do not cancel each other out.

[grahamsblood]

[go-go-gadget-autism]

House really is everything. He’s autistic, he’s sub textually but also very textually bisexual, he’s a cunt, he’s a genius medical professional, he’s a drug addict, he has a homoerotic situationship with his best friend, he faked his death for said friend so they could live out the rest of his life together, he’s been to prison, he has a motorcycle, he loves monster trucks, he’s disabled.

He is The Character Ever.

[highlyincorrect]

I have never in my life watched a millisecond of the hit 2010 medical drama House, but the general impression I’m getting of Dr House himself is he’s like if your transition doctor was great in getting you meds and guiding you through surgery but called you unimaginable slurs the entire time

[voxtech-bah-deactivated20260421]

This is the realest non-house knower post. Like bro is just 99% accurate

[cicadahead]

i am in fact on that old men yaoi shit. they are like beetles to me

[greghatecrimes]

one of the things that makes House so fucking special to me is that it wasn't afraid to have disabled and chronically ill characters be angry and upset about being disabled and chronically ill. when I'm not working I'll write a meta on this

[radioactvunicorn]

actually the funniest lineup of questions

[im-tired-404]

[stampgwifeyera]

i love how he acts like an 11yr old hes so dumb and pathetic <3

[freakyalex990]

Okay, Pride Month is almost over... Pack it up homos...

[danhowellsfeet-backup]

Thanks peacock

[75screamingtoads]

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS