[whitepeopletwitter]

[antique-scarecrow]

ALWAYS request an itemized receipt

[toe-sucker-416]

Oh, I’m pinning this.

[teeny-tiny-baby-coffins]

when you're totally normal and not an ethnostate

[teeny-tiny-baby-coffins]

I must have my son's cum

[rubensmuse]

just to confirm, it is exactly as bad as it sounds

[charlesoberonn]

A good rule of thumb whenever a non-fiction author has "Dr." or "Phd" next to their name on the cover is to check if:

Their doctorate is real and from an accredited institution

Their doctorate is relevant to the subject matter of the book

[charlesoberonn]

Example 1:

Kent Hovind is not a doctor. He's a creationist conman. His "doctorate" comes from the unaccredited Christian diploma mill "Patriot University". The "propaganda in science textbooks" he's talking about is the theory of evolution.

Example 2:

Vivian King's Phd is in engineering science. She has no formal education in psychology, psychiatry, sociology, or any other field relevant to the subject matter of the book.

[charlesoberonn]

An author doesn't have to be an academic to have valuable insight and information to share. But if they are presenting themselves as an academic to seem more legit, but their credentials are fake or misleading, it's a big red flag.

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

[hemlock-the-viper]

FUUUUUUUCK THE SY-YSTEM

[elljayvee]

Also, there are very few general stain removers as good as using a little bit of dishwashing soap. It has to be a _soap_, though, like blue Dawn or Joy.

A good, cheap trick I know of for getting oil stains out is to rub them with chalk (yeah, plain white chalk) and let it sit – you will see the chalk soak up the oil if you check like a day later. Sometimes you have to repeat the treatment after you wash the chalk out, but it’s better than having to replace the clothing.

(Carbona brand specialty stain removers are very good for their specialties, fwiw, but for like 90% of stains a bottle of blue Dawn and a piece of chalk will do everything you need. Carbona has specialized ones for particular very difficult stains including wine, ink, and oil – the oil one is helpful when the chalk can’t work far enough into the weave of the fabric.)

[gayfertilitygoddess]

Also! One cup of vinegar dumped right into the washing machine on top of your clothes helps them get cleaner, no matter what other products you’re using!

Do not use vinegar if you’re also using bleach though. You could create chlorine gas which is very dangerous if you breathe it.

[beanskelly]

Saving this for if I ever get to move out of my parents house

[prismatic-bell]

Rubbing alcohol will remove ink. Dip a Q tip in rubbing alcohol and apply it to the stain (don’t just dump the alcohol on because a general application rather than a targeted one can make the ink bleed and spread). Repeat as necessary.

[pollackpatrol]

“why is it called the x-men if there’s women in it” because charles xavier is a misogynist this isn’t that complicated people

[linusocto]

He started the men’s rights movement

[thekidthesuperkid]

DC will be like, “we’ve made a strong female character,” and it’s the most toxic person you’ve ever seen

[jasontoddsguns]

Or a full on sex offender 😭

[linusocto]

and it’s never treated seriously, it’s only done cause the writer thought sexual assault is hot

[fioregocce]

Who Bernard should be intern of?

Oracle

Catwoman (under the name Stray)

The Question

Apollo (under the name Dionysus)

Harley and Ivy

John Constantine

Voting ended onMar 26, 2023

[bushidraw]

Definitely The Question

I don’t know much about the character except he was a conspiracy theorist in the DCAU and I think they would work really well together

[linusocto]

He’s only a conspiracy theorist in the DCAU, he’s not like that in the comics.

[flimflix]

[slunch]

god I wish that were me

[darthmaulscatgirl]

who is the person in the corner

[evilscientist3]

Nancy Pelosi

[block-swing-perry]

fuck

[official-fuck]

you called???

[block-swing-perry]

shit not you

[official-shit]

ok and???

[block-swing-perry]

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE

[block-swing-perry]

don't do this to me

[official-piss]

im here too!

[block-swing-perry]

[joke-is-over-bot]

joke is over

[block-swing-perry]

im being hit over the head multiple times with comically large mallets by a bunch of clowns rn

[clowns-with-mallets]

[block-swing-perry]

AHHHHHH YOU'RE KILLING ME

[im-currently-killing-you]

no i am

[block-swing-perry]

i am simply a ghost now

[ghost-now]

no dats me

[block-swing-perry]

this post is rapidly spirally out of control

[i-point-out-typos]

Spirally

[block-swing-perry]

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

[official-fuck]

yes :3

[fancyfade]

everyone like "who is a better gf for dick, kory or babs?" but never once asking if dick is a good bf for either of them....

[fancyfade]

just for the record this is not to be like dick negative or say hes a bad bf to them its just pointing out how exhausting fandom discourse is where female characters are not prioritized and only viewed as love interests for male characters

[breadshot]

I feel like this specific instance is more about people just liking Dick more? I mean I know I personally couldn't care less about who else Kory is dating.

[fancyfade]

Yes, and fandom wide prioritization of a male character and not caring about the female characters is misogyny.

Like. Fandom only cares about dick and the women in relation to him. You are describing the issue

[breadshot]

Ok but maybe that's just because Kory is lame??? And Dick is one of the biggest DC characters??

A better example for what you're trying to show would be Tim Drake and Stephanie Brown.

Wait why am I taking part in shipping discourse like a fucking loser???

[linusocto]

you like DC comics you’re already a fucking loser

[palmer]

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

[palmer]

This tumblr shit is easy

[intersexfairy]

trans people, especially transmascs in the US, if you are triggered by violence and transphobia... do yourself a favor now and blacklist the terms "audrey hale," "aiden hale," "nashville," and "shooting" on every platform you can. do not look at the posts or articles. don't. it's okay to not know. there are others who can know about this without harming/endangering their health.

to those who already know and aren't okay. i know you're scared; i am too, and the feeling will pass. you're not alone. you deserve a happy, safe, joyous life, and there will always be people fighting for you, even when you can't see them or hear them or know them. please be gentle with yourself, and know your wellbeing comes first. do something comforting, talk to a friend, eat something yummy. breathe. sleep. you got this.

[kittymeow180]

yeah and ignore all the fucking kids that died ofc, the fact you people care about fucking misgendering and yourselves than the children who died. the fact you say 'your wellbeing comes first'

you dont even care about the children that died, what you feel uncomfortable with is how people might view you after it and someone calling the shooter SHE. yeah go take a fucking mental health break, go take a bubble bath while your at it. but kids died and you are whimpering and more sensitive to THAT.

[linusocto]

did you stutter in your tags?

[armed-with-a-waffle-iron]

Bat Family Name a Woman Challenge

There's no real reason for ALL MALE Bat Family and Robins posts to exist. This "Bruce + male Robins = Batfam" nonsense was never canon; so you're not thinking of the Bat Family, you're thinking of the Ninja Turtles. Why are we erasing all these amazing woman?

[blindbeholder]

Can i be allowed to erase Bertinelli specifically on the grounds that her existence is causing Helena Wayne erasure forever?

[linusocto]

why would you be a fan of Helena Wayne when she’s just the boring version of Helena Bertinelli?

[foreveriallyzombified]

face wise, i’m gay hot but i’m straight mid. it’s not that men have lower standards, it’s that women rhese rays ronly rant ruys rho rook rike rimothee rhalamet. rut roh. rhe ransformation rotion ris rorking

[solitaryfossil]

[necrodivergent]

It’s called the foot-in-the-door method. First, you propose something that is slightly outside of allowable norms: denying gay people wedding cakes on grounds of “religious freedom”. Then, you slowly ramp up how extreme your demands are, coercing the other side to giving a tiny bit of ground each time, until you’ve shifted the entire fucking playing field. Conservatives are also very fond of the door-to-face method, which is demanding something completely outlandish that you know will be refused, and then asking for something less ridiculous by way of compromise, again resulting in a gradual shift in norms until views that were once considered moderate or reasonable become unthinkably liberal by destroying people’s sense of standards. The combination of these methods is called the “foot-in-the-face” method, which sums up where this whole thing is headed quite nicely.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Door-in-the-face_technique

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot-in-the-door_technique

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

Hey remember how you guys kept saying “why not just go to another bakery”? 

[sushigal007]

[arodata]

Guy wearing a harness at pride except it says "NERVOUS" on it

[arodata]

The notes on this have started to annoy me so I will turn off reblogs soon everyone say goodbye nervous harness post

[punkitt-is-here]

[linusocto]

dashie inflation:(