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@lionhxrted
“There are plenty of dogs that do like cats.”
“My cat doesn't like dogs. None she's met, anyway. Though she hasn't met that many. There's probably one out there she'd like, but I have to wait until I live somewhere else for that too.
Do you have a dog?”
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I will generate a number 1-35 to see what my muse will say to yours. Mix of angst, fluff, flirty, funny, etc.
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Caleb Landry Jones
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Generic Terms for Streams in the Contiguous United States [1500x1217]
"Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?"
Sentence Meme (Fight Club Quotes)
"I didn't know that. Is that actually true? That sounds dangerous but kind of cool."
Sentence Meme (Fight Club Quotes)
"On a long enough time line, the survival rate of everyone drops to zero."
"The things you own end up owning you."
"This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time."
"You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick."
"You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis."
"You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
"I’m not disclosed to bespeak any such information to you, nor would I, even if I had said information you want, at this juncture be able."
"You know, you are such a nutcase, I can’t even begin to keep up!"
"My eyes are open."
"Whatever else happens, I’ve got that sofa problem handled."
"I wasn’t really dying. I wasn’t host to cancer or parasites. I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around."
"I am enlightened."
"Hey, even the Mona Lisa’s falling apart."
"No one will have sex with me."
"I’ve got a stomachful of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much."
"Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It’s not my problem."
"I am free in all the way you are not."
"Fuck you! I am sick of all your shit!"
"What do you want me to do? You want me to hit you?"
"How much can you know yourself if you’ve never been in a fight?"
"I don’t wanna die without any scars."
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
"How embarrassing… a house full of condiments and no food."
"What kind of dining set defines me as a person?"
"Something on your mind, dear?"
"Man, you’ve got some fucked up friends, I’m tellin’ ya."
"If I didn’t say anything, people always assumed the worst."
"Deja vu - all over again."
"Stop trying to control everything and just let go!"
"Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We’re God’s unwanted children, so be it!"
"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, never wanted you, and in all probability, he hates you. It’s not the worst thing that can happen."
"This isn’t a real suicide thing. This is probably one of those cry-for-help things."
"Is that your blood?"
"Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?"
"You don’t know where I’ve been!"
"Fuck what you know. You need to forget about what you know, that’s your problem. Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me."
"I wouldn’t feel anything good about my life, is that what you want to hear me say?"
"If you died right now, how would you feel about your life?"
"You’re insane."
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now, self destruction…"
"You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh."
"You’re not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax."
"Yeah, you’re sorry, I’m sorry, everybody’s sorry."
"You have very serious emotional problems. Deep seated problems for which you should seek professional help."
"I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom."
"I know it seems like I have more than one side sometimes…"
"More than one side? You’re Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!"
"I’ll bring us through this. As always. I’ll carry you - kicking and screaming - and in the end you’ll thank me."
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
"Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing."
"With insomnia, nothing’s real. Everything’s far away. Everything’s a copy of a copy of a copy."
"I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more."
"You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs."
"Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurrected."
"I know everything you do, so if you know, I know."
"You’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me."
"If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?"
"It’s cheaper than a movie, and there’s free coffee."
"Where’d you go, psycho boy?"
"I felt like destroying something beautiful."
"It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you’re sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car."
"When people think you’re dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just waiting for their turn to speak."
"First, you have to give up. First, you have to know, not feat, that someday you’re gonna die."
"You met me at a very strange time in my life."
"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke."
"And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete."
"Why do people think that I’m you?!"
"When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep… and you’re never really awake."
"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
+lionhxrted
"What made you want to work for them? What was the catch?"
"I want to work for them because I want to help stop criminals and the FBI does that. That's what I've wanted to do since I was a little kid."
+lionhxrted
{ lionhxrted }
"So why the FBI?"
"What d'you mean?"
[ open to everyone ]
”I’m more of a—-dog person.”
”Dogs— dogs are nice. I like dogs. Other peoples' dogs. Maybe I'd have a dog if I didn't have a cat.”
Jonah has a cat named James (short for James Bond.) Despite the fact that she's a female, she's named this because of the pattern of her fur making it look like she's wearing a tuxedo.
He's not technically supposed to have her in his apartment, but he got a pass on her being beneficial for his mental health (which isn't at all a lie, as she's very soothing to him.)
Reblog if you roleplay as an OC!
With or without fandom, I don’t really care. I just want to follow active OC’s roleplay blogs.
"Yeah. Security knows me.”
The sentence was simple and didn’t even begin to explain that she knew most of the security team for the Bureau. She helped train most of them through her family’s company.
“I was just going to check in with him to thank him for letting me hover around and draw dead people.”
She held up her sketchbook and waved it in the air for a bit before tucking it back under her arm.
“Make sure you have a badge. You can't go in if you don't, even if they know you. It's a rule.” He heard it all the time on a day to day basis, people coming in saying it was fine if they didn't wear ID because oh, everyone knew who they were. Jonah didn't like that part of the job. When he got to help in the morgue or even, occasionally, get a field opportunity, was a comparative highlight. Once he was a trainee he wasn't going to be spending his days making sure visitors had their badges on.
“I think that's fine, if he's not busy.”
[ there is no such thing as disappointment when it comes to being pet. and really, there’s no such thing as disappointment when it comes to be a dog. though, maybe that is debatable. since it is pretty disappointing not being handed table scarps. but applesauce has her way of leaning into jonah’s hands, her mouth opening as she pants and her tail wags even more. it would be great were he to keep going, but she knew just how tired human’s and their arms could get. instead, she wonders if she can get him to play. alana wouldn’t mind. ]
i know i know!
[ excitement is the next thing as she suddenly jerks away from him, spinning around and running back some ways until she’s able to sniff out a stick. yes. this is perfect. bringing it back to him, she drops it and sits obediently. waiting. ]
throw it. i’ll bring it back. promise.
[ he's not sure how to react when the dog runs off, wondering if he should be worried that it's going to get lost again and he won't know what to do if and when its owner comes looking for it. but then it's back in a moment, a stick in its mouth that it then drops at his feet. applesauce is a trained dog too and she wants to play. he doesn't want to disappoint her. disappointing a dog is such a sad feeling.
so he picks up the stick and throws it, not far enough that she'll have to go out of his line of sight to catch it. ]
"Good dog, go get the stick! Good Applesauce!"
it's funny because other people can't hear jonah speaking the way i vaguely do when i'm writing him 'cause i write him speaking and i'm like
oh my god jonah slow down
but you're reading, not hearing, so the whole thing about him speaking fast doesn't come across
lionhxrted started following you
“Hey, is Crawford in his office?”
"I think so. I didn't see him leave. Is he expecting you? Have you checked in with security already?"
