cause i'm a punkRocker

Where I put DC related stuff. Used to be mostly Batman but now Superman has taken over my brain. Occasionally NSFW. Main blog: @currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody

[samsheadraws]

i'm not usually a big fan of Joker in post Dark Knight movie stuff, but turns out he used to be actually funny sometimes?? anyway, i wanted to make a version of the Joker that would be appealing to me!

an uncomfortably thin, sickly, chemical burn scarred Joker leaning more into jester/clown stuff w/ card suit motifs. i want a character who blurs the line between fact and facade, so ultimately he's a man who laughs because he's deeply unhappy. he takes that pain out on others.

(squeaky clown shoe noise) honk honk!

[mr-aimalost]

Get well old mf

[tasty-tiktoks]

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

We were robbed that this didn’t happen in reality

[stqff]

We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

[jokin-around]

superman gets red kryptonited, strangles every billionaire on earth and then miraculously goes back to normal before he can get to Bruce Wayne who comes out looking like the victim of a 7 minutes in heaven

[the-muppet-joker]

Stop saying I write the Joker ooc. He would fucking say that. He can be vulnerable. He can be tender. He'd cry in my arms if I wanted him to

[the-muppet-joker]

You mean the world to me bumblaur

[canisa-ureus]

Batdiva

[teaboot]

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

[teaboot]

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

[teaboot]

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

[teaboot]

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

[teaboot]

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

[sindri42]

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

[roach-works]

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

[teaboot]

Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction

[championofdnd]

They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined

[teaboot]

Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman

[teaboot]

beating this dead horse with memes

[noodles-and-tea]

Bat…. Bat beans….

[noodles-and-tea]

I’ve been playing telltale Batman!!

[rosie-tyler]

[noka-exe]

finally had time to finish an animation… acolyte vs the sun

[gravygranola]

getting a little friendly with the press

[ninthdoctorr]

intense discussion going on at wikipedia

[anathema-to-me]

[fernacular]

Despite what you may have heard Bruce Wayne is not, in fact, a furry.

He is, however, very opinionated.

[t00thpasteface]

i am unironically obsessed with adam west batman not only trying to be a good dad to robin, but actually succeeding. also love robin's insane energy levels and his ability to go from seething bloodlust to manic glee in record time. i think any superman worth his S would fit right into the family ^_^

[lesbx]

pre-redesign promotional material mk11 joker. THIS is if the joker could beatbox