But boy could he play guitar

28 - He/Him This blog is essentially a lot of complaining and a weird mesh of everything I like and and occasionally video game liveblogs.

[cosmos-kitty]

A small respite 🌱

[cosmos-kitty]

This illustration was made for my entry into this years Vograce International Art Competition, with the prompt being to illustrate a fantasy forest scene!

If you would like to vote for my entry to make it into the next round, you can do so by visiting my entry on their website and clicking the icon in the bottom right corner - you can vote for 5 different entries per day ✨

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[maykitz]

customer was a shitlib, and treatlerite. one night she orders grubhub, drunker than usual. kamala harris had lost the election. i delivered chipotle as a male driver. she didn't like that. not. one. bit.

[odekirk]

he is literally so fucking funny

[cammiesoldblog-deactivated20221]

This is exactly how working retail feels.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[lavenderbud-deactivated20180916]

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[northirish]

They beat me to death with hammers but I'm fine, just another Monday

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[escuerzoresucitado]

[toastbutteregg]

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[lokaror]

*defensively* not all of us were taught the wheels on the bus go round and round in school

[cosmos-kitty]

Just finished this gouache painting commission, the client wanted a custom dragon version of a snake painting I did a few years back - thanks to @madsacts94 on Instagram for commissioning me! 🐉

[nextlevelsmp3]

[transfemininomenon]

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

[transfemininomenon]

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .