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ooppo

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

ooppo

not that i care

I accidentally became evil today and I can't tell if it's because of the jungle or that twink

dogpuppy

I need the Vitamin I need the Vitamin I need the Vitamin

#the vitamin pls

dogpuppy

I texted my ex and not only did I regret it immediately he left me on delivered the eight people who told me this would happen are going to think this is so funny

#that 30 yr old man is NOT your soul mate

Why does flirting with my partner feel illegal ahhh "Hah bet u couldnt take me in a fight" and I'm shaking like I'm being held at gun point. Pookie baby my rizz. It hurts

#tag #anutha one #im going to drop kick him but in a cute way

I wish I could use my teeth to make chainmail but it just doesn't do the same thing

#yeah #this is so true

homunculus-argument

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."