LIQUID SEAL WARLOCK

he/him/his

[liquidsealwarlock]

my name's Seb. i'm 19. i have a lot of identities - i suppose they will come up as i post more on my blog.

this is my blog and I will have fun.

[mystic-canine]

back at this for now :) I just don't want the information to get too repetitive !!! plus it's a bit difficult to cover all species of seal ykwim ?? idk take it with a grain of sea salt ! they're fun to make so I'm just gonna do whatever and hopefully it can still be helpful to y'all !

masterlist + more info 🐟

[oneheadtoanother]

[tboy-cock]

yall know when a show/movie/piece of fiction in general has a main character who is a total piece of shit and the point of that character isnt to make you look up to them and want to be like them, its just that characters are a narrative device and tools to tell a story and having the story follow a main character whos a piece of shit can be very entertaining which is the fucking point of almost every show/movie/piece of fiction, but then of course you have losers see the character and be like "i wanna be like them" and you have to be like "no the character wasnt made for people to look up to, theyre intentionally a character that you should not look up to" but then you also get idiots saying shit like "i can't believe this show/movie/piece of fiction made this piece of shit main character and celebrates being a piece of shit" and then you have to be like "no the character wasnt made for people to look up to, theyre intentionally a character that you should not look up to" and you feel like the only person who actually watches the fucking thing normally?? don't you fucking hate that

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[chungledown-bimothy]

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

[hares-lyre]

I have officially discovered a new way to motivate myself to go on walks again

"I should take a walk" No. Terrible, people will see me and it sounds extremely boring

"I should patrol my territory" Absolutely, let's go immediately. There may be stranger wolves invading.

[captainkingsley]

baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

[autistichalsin]

"Masculinity is rewarded, including in AFAB people" Full offense, but have any of you met a transmasculine person with parents before?

[hellofmychoice]

How parents treat their trans sons. This is terfism and how it targets transgender men and boys. They isolate and abuse us, then brag about it and encourage others to the same.

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Hey baby transmascs, never detransition for a shitty straight guy no matter how attractive he is or how lonely you feel. You deserve better, you deserve to be happy. You deserve a partner who will love you truly and want you to be the most authentic version of yourself.

[wittystrangerterminus]

The difference In the attitude between them is really killing me

(Sava is literally at bez his feet)

[lonelydesolate]

genuinely just saw someone say transmascs 'transition into the highest form of privilege society allows'. what are we doing here

[rizahawkeyepierce]

dam they transition into billionaires????

[kindofabastard]

Yeah as soon as I changed my pronouns on amino when I was 15 I got called by the government and given one trillion dollars. I thought that was common knowledge??

[theangryman]

the majority of trans men immediately squander it on alcohol, gambling, and expensive cars because of our intense toxic masculinity/desperate need to do male stereotypes because we’re silly billies who don’t realize we can just be gender non conforming lesbians

so it’s a common misconception

[naga-noia]

upon changing my pronouns to he/him all of the melanin was sucked out of my body and all of my physical and mental disabilities were cured. I check my bank account and it says one mascutillion dollars deposited directly by jeff bezos

“welcome to the boy’s club,” he said to me with a smile and a wink. thanks big JBeezy

[liquidsealwarlock]

Dyed my hair and also my trans tape came today and I followed a really useful tutorial online and it works for me finally! I think it helps that I got wider tape this time instead of regular sports tape (I got 4 inch). I use a lot of it so I think my roll could maybe last 2-3 applications, so definitely more expensive in the long run than binders but I can move more and such when I use tape so I'm okay with the sacrifice. Besides I will only need to really stay on top of buying it in the summer when I can't layer as much as I do now. I have to clean my bathroom of the pink dye stains now and it's uni halls so I need it *gone*. If anyone has tips lmk lolol

I'm having such a good day it's unreal. Listening to music full volume and having fun!

[lucasisnotgonnalickyou]

self care tip eat a fruit like an orange or something

[cru3l-wurld]

when dysphoria starts kicking your ass so you have to pull out the t-shirt + favorite hoodie + million blankets + favorite boxers + comfort youtuber combo

[irreverententity]

shoutout to all the autistic nonhumans who were treated as anything other than human growing up but as soon as they said they weren’t human people suddenly switched up