Cringe Fool with Too Much Time to Kill

They/Them/Ask I reblog too much

[liquifiednerd]

Intro Post, I Guess

Why hello there.

This blog is not organised. It is not meant to be. The main focus shifts as often as my gender (I'm genderfluid and use they/them btw).

On this blog, you may find:

TMA, Malevolent and other assorted podcasts.

Whatever book I've just re-read.

Whatever other fandom just dragged me back into it's unforgiving claws.

Unfunny jokes.

Other people's shitposts.

Other people's fanart.

Horrible ideas of my own creation that should serve as the reason why my Tumblr should come with a breathalyser but for sleepiness.

Complaints about me losing my keys.

Either vague or very direct threats towards inanimate objects.

Gay shit. It's Tumblr. Fork found in kitchen.

ABOUT ME

I am genderfluid, pansexual and probably arospec (still working that one out)

I frequently lose my keys.

I am a non-literalist Christian (basically, I put my faith in Jesus but don't fully believe the Bible)

I'm horrible at responding to things (sorry mutuals).

I keep saying I write but I publish nothing.

I am Australian, and will weaponize this at will.

(above image is from @user-boxes-idk)

[thataroacedude]

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it

[the-seelie-court-official]

changing your gender to win an argument is always morally correct because if their argument is defeated simply by saying it to a genderfluid person it was a shit argument to begin with

[byron-trees]

The best quote from Jonny D'Ville

"They keep telling me men and women are different, but they taste the same to me: good with with honey, mustard & rum." -Jonny D'Ville 2013

[thuesdaynightdykelife]

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

[enki2]

[leonardcohenofficial]

[off-brand-halloween-ghost]

yk what sure why not.

🥚: scrambled or soft boiled

🥩: rare

🥛: skim

🍷: …not sure. i like mocktails though, so i’d probably like cocktails?

☕: hot chocolate

[crystalline-cheeto]

oh this is kinda fun heh hope you don’t mind me jumping in para ^^

🥚: scrambled with LOADS of cheese or in a cheesy omelet. Basically I can’t eat eggs unless they are buried in cheese lol

🥩: medium rare. preferably with a bunch of fatty bits the fat is the best part

🥛: chocolate. it’s the only way I’ll drink milk. unless I’m dipping a cookie in it

🍷: I don’t drink alcohol because 1. i’m a minor 2. it destroyed my late aunt’s life :D

☕️: hot chocolate also :3

hehe open tags lol

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

🥚: probably hard boiled I guess? I typically eat eggs IN things (e.g. fried rice) so I don’t eat just an egg very often

🥩: medium rare

🥛: I only buy whole milk bc that’s what my parents bought growing up (apparently young boys need the extra fat in whole milk? Or something? And I had a lot of brothers?) and other milk tastes icky and thin to me now lol. Also I just don’t really drink milk but I like to have it around for various uses

🍷: I don’t drink :3 there is a mocktail bar in my town I visit occasionally tho

☕: peppermint tea absolutely SLAPS. Also I recently got an herbal chai type mix from a small business at a local craft fair and boy oh BOY

Tags: @beth-unico-offical @theloverislost @that-one-idiot-11 @actually-a-bread-loaf @andimissmylovergirl and open tags if I forgot anyone :D

[whiteraven-cosmere]

🥚: I do not like eggs unless they are in something else, but I suppose scrambled eggs or deviled eggs would do fine

🥩: Medium rare

🥛: Whole milk, even though I’m partially lactose intolerant

I don’t drink

☕️: I… don’t like tea… :/

Tags: @rainbowkessem @luxthegenderlessblob @purplezrb @evyyy77 @pal-the-theater-creature @easily-spooked @wiseglyphtitan @towel-offical @thornrose3071 @goblin-offical @offical-anon @stormcloud3 @the-stormwagon @perfection-official @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @sunflowersandskulls16 @starlightaura @clownfkr420 @yourunusalartist @raynilikescats @yourl0calqueer @jel-e-ton @no-one-offical @hipsterslikedmymagicbeans @someoneverypotter @toa-z-tedjam @yourlocalslugslurper @philconnorz @wwwime @randomaddict1 @inthestripclubstraightupjorkinit @sillyluisseraenjoyer @thealphabard @jinxstimebomb @sayahastoomanyblogs

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

🥚:scrabbled

🥩:medium rare

🥛:1%

🍷: vanilla extract

☕️:ALL THE TEA

@leaderofthechildrenofthecreature @rat-jester-offical @rouxls-kaard-official @rouxls-kaard-offical @james-offical

[james-offical]

🥚: fried or boiled, maybe raw but it’s not as good.

🥩: ??? I’ve had bacon, and some sliced ham. Are steaks real? I thought those were just in movies?

🥛: chocolate all the way

🍷: I’ve had overripe grapes and hand sanitizer and can with certainty say I like the grapes more.

☕️: Had “sweet tea” and some given to me by @tea-offical, I think it was pretty good.

@tea-offical @for-sure-not-a-llama @patroclus–offical @man-offical @woman-offical @bob-offical @stardrop-farmer-offical @human-joe-offical @alien-joe-offical

[tea-offical]

🥚 : only the whites …

🥩: well (i follow food safety a little TOO closely 💔)

🥛: Lactose intolerant (I drink it anyways.)

🍷: Shirley temple

☕️: HRMAJAG TEA

open tags! ☆彡

[t-offical]

🥚: t

🥩: t

🥛: t

🍷: t

☕️: t

[ilkolinial]

🥚: i don’t like eggs very much but maybe scrambled with cheese, sometimes

🥩: i don’t eat steak either 🫠

🥛: almond

🍷: hahahaha no

☕: i love me some chamomile tea!! especially if it’s lavender.

np/otherwise open tags: @thisusedtobeafanpage @onyxeatsu @lemonlinelights @weirdhumorfromspace @quasi-stellar-bleu @pizza-cake-house @bobamilkteaboy @antigone-funn

[thisusedtobeafanpage]

ty for the tag!

🥚: Not my fave but I eat them twice a week, typically in a shakshuka inspired thing, or fried on both sides

🥩: Im vegetarian lol

🥛: Honestly I don’t really drink any, but for coffee and stuff oat

🍷: None

☕️: Mexican café de olla. God bless. its spiced coffee and its the greatest thing in the world. I am also very fond of chamomile tea or just plain black coffee

npt: @xbuggyxboyx @slit-wrist @words-dont-word @dusk-08 @everyones-a-stxrfucker @calyxthenerd @thedreamflarealchemist @apjofan @miwi-endgame @onlystarless-eyesremain @stratos-ane + anyone else!!

[miwi-endgame]

ty for the tag <3

🥚: mainly scrambled but i like a poached egg every once in a while

🥩: medium/medium rare

🥛: 2% or chocolate

🍷: not really my thing but i like mocktails

☕️: any kind of tea (its my englishness coming out to play)

npt: @autistic-michael-queerler @bulionzkury @scroofy-was-here @bluemeetsyellowblahblah7437 @elevensghostcostume @virgil-upinthestars @muduus + anyone else <3

[bulionzkury]

ty for the tag <3

🥚:scrambled or hard-boiled

🥩: umm idk, i havent had one for ages

🥛: normal ig? but i dont really drink milk

🍷: none 🙂‍↔️

☕: black tea with honey and lemon

tags: @thefreakybyler, @ethannakamuradefender, @swaggotpremium, @autistic-michael-queerler, @delicatetigerobject, @kitteninbeanie, @scoopstroopog, @realbyler, @queercodednat, @spirefoul, @aroacejanehopper, @shirothesilly

[scoopstroopog]

ty for the tag <3

🥚: scrambled

🥩: I dont eat meat

🥛: oat or semi skimmed

🍷: I dont really drink but if I do ill usually have like a fruit cocktail

☕️: green tea

@arboreal-stop @mikewhoreler @theannoyeddragon82 @sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @sheisamenace @impossiblekittydelusion @skeelly @coco6420 @camcamino @the-bogginses-are-gay @soliss-occasus @mqstermindswift @cityofstarsx @elliedafish @phoebephoebia @moonlight-froggy @august-shops @guarddog-in-the-snow @emmasdillema @sufferingfrommoodpoisoning @effervescent-sapphic @ghosts-starrstuf @bylrndgm @stars-and-leather @starshapedana @icedcoffee2809 @dearfut-ureself

[icedcoffee2809]

ty for tagging me <3

🥚 scrambled or sunny side up

🥩 i don’t eat meat

🥛 oat

🍷 something fruity or klopfer

☕️ christmas tea and hot chocolate

@stormandsparks @whentheskysings @camcamino @iolesbookshelf @alastaircarstairsismybff

[alastaircarstairsismybff]

Hiiiii thx for tagging me :)

🥚 omelette

🥩 medium rare 😋

🥛 oat milk

🍷 neat whiskey or smth w coke if im having fun

☕️ hot chocolate

tagging (no pressure <3) @clematishearts @larkyb @happy-bookworm @lifewouldbebetteronmars @babysfirstwantedposter @armpitties-get-shrecked

@bisexualjeans @kritacrossheart @jeanmoreaumybeloved @pansexual-lilychen @crypticmoonie @julianblackthornspancakes @shadowhunters77 @rainofzuh @lucian-evander

@marialightwood-chase @thosesillylittlegayghosts @eurydike @faithfromanewperspective @4urum-4rgentum @lesbocrocker @ive-been-the-archer @literallytypogod @thechaosandtherain @sabrine-bree-the-bravery @aroacedisasterr @artemis-dawn9

@future-oscarwinner @wagner-fell @catladymasterofsqirl

[thatoneliquidbicricket]

HIII

egg: scrambled

steak: no

Milk: Normal? Strawberry?

Alchohol: Rubbing. The fake butter beer you can buy at christmastime. Martinellis. idk I’m a minor.

drink: ginger tea w honey in it, coffee in ungodly amounts or HOMEMADE hot chocolate

tags: (no pressure tho) @crypticmoonie @cate7official @edwin-paynes-bowtie @pansexual-lilychen @azadale @bookless-bookworm @gracious-midnight @liquifiednerd

[liquifiednerd]

Eggs - Boiled or fried on a muffin

Steak - Pass

Milk - Regular. Chocolate when times

Alcohol - I tried this really nice pink moscato once. Then again, I was scared off many types of alcohol for a while because my first proper shot was scotch whiskey. Not even on the rocks.

Hot Drink - Call me what you will for this, but French Earl Grey.

@ghostlybirdcreature @willis-wants-out @schiwalker @stravinsky-naked-photos @wrensa-gremlin @dorian-starr @themadhouse-rp sorry to tag y'all again so soon but any takers?

[thatoneliquidbicricket]

i was today years old when I learned that Last Christmas is gay. Just felt like people should know that.

It's not about a girl. it's about a guy.

[redbelles]

tagged by: @aluvian 🩶

rules: put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote on which one they like best

redbelles music vibe check

tender is the night — jackson browne

beat the machine — quaker city nighthawks

state trooper — king hannah

i'm on fire — bruce springsteen

outside the rain — stevie nicks

Voting ended onDec 1, 2025

tagging: @sluttyhenley @meyerlansky @littlelindentree @majicmarker @charmtion and anyone else who wants a go ✨

[mousedetective]

Why not? I'm game!

What do you think of my taste in music?

Lorde, "Sober II (Melodrama)"

G-Dragon, "One Of A Kind"

Bella Poarch & Sub Urban, "Inferno"

Saja Boys, "Your Idol"

The Smashing Pumpkins, "Thru The Eyes Of Ruby"

Voting ended onDec 6, 2025

I tag @lareinadehades, @demberly, @yogi-bogey-box, @morewarmththanlight, @xviruserrorx and anyone else who wants to play along!

[morewarmththanlight]

woah ive never actually participated in one of these i always get scared

judge me ig

Forget Tomorrow - Devics

Take me to Church - Hozier

Angeleyes - ABBA

Genuflecting Ghost - Sufjan Stevens

Starman - David Bowie

Voting ended onDec 6, 2025

no pressure tags: @pluto-wayward, @piogsailean, @carrots0978, @vampiradical, and open to anyone else who feels like it!!

[piogsailean]

seems interesting

some of the music i like

inevitabilis from madoka magica

selfish princess by fujiwo

kyu-kurarin by iyowa (mmj cover)

cupid’s chokehold/breakfast in america by gym class heroes

coward from x-tale

Voting ended onDec 6, 2025

yay tag time @triglycercule @therealbatm4n @wishingflwrs @clematishearts and anybody else who’d like to join!

[harrowdove]

ok cool!!

pick

devastation and redemption by hoyo-mix

pretty u by seventeen

piece of my world animation version by night ravens

la camisa negra by juanes

gameboy by katseye

Voting ended onDec 6, 2025

@alastaircarstairsismybff @sarostheghostcat + anyone else who wants to join!

[alastaircarstairsismybff]

Ty for the tagggg

I haven’t listened to most of these in a while 😅

:))

you’re gonna go far - Noah kahan

moonlight- xxxtentacion

rock the casbah - the clash

nervous breakdown - black flag

it’s not a fashion statement it’s a deathwish - my chemical romance

Voting ended onDec 2, 2025

tagging (no pressure <3) @larkyb @happy-bookworm @lifewouldbebetteronmars @babysfirstwantedposter @armpitties-get-shrecked @icedcoffee2809

@bisexualjeans @kritacrossheart @jeanmoreaumybeloved @pansexual-lilychen @crypticmoonie @julianblackthornspancakes @shadowhunters77 @rainofzuh @lucian-evander

@marialightwood-chase @thosesillylittlegayghosts @eurydike @faithfromanewperspective @4urum-4rgentum @lesbocrocker @ive-been-the-archer @literallytypogod @thechaosandtherain @sabrine-bree-the-bravery @aroacedisasterr @artemis-dawn9

@future-oscarwinner @wagner-fell @catladymasterofsqirl

[thatoneliquidbicricket]

tyyy for the tag!

i was not expecting this selection....

A Gay Disney Prince by Thomas Sanders and Jon Cozart

Too Much by Dove Cameron

Growing Up On The Internet by NOAHFINNCE

The Giver by Chappell Roan

Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

Voting ended onDec 8, 2025

tag time: @crypticmoonie @cate7official @azadale @bookless-bookworm @liquifiednerd @gracious-midnight @edwin-paynes-bowtie

[liquifiednerd]

Surprisingly Good.

Stupid - Marijke Perry

April Sun in Cuba - Dragon

Fire with Fire - AlicebanD

You're Not Welcome - Naethan Apollo

All Eyes on Me - Bo Burnham

Voting ended onDec 10, 2025

@schiwalker @stravinsky-naked-photos @14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat @wrensa-gremlin @dorian-starr @willis-wants-out @ghostlybirdcreature

[coffeetank-deactivated20260122]

Dialogues to Kick-start your Chapter/Writer's Block

"Excuse me?"

"Why?"

"Where?"

"How?"

"When?"

"What?"

"No."

"Yes."

"Hell no."

"Hell yes!"

"Fuck off!"

"Fuck me!"

"In what world!"

"Which time?"

"Are you sure?"

"I don't think so."

"Not really,"

"Maybe, if you think about it—"

"What the fuck."

"Okay, catch this (insert ridiculous proposition)"

"So, I'll meet you at 6?"

"For the millionth fucking time—"

"Ya think?"

"This is it, then?"

"Come to my place. Now."

"She's called you. Right now."

"Oh, we're so screwed!"

"Hey."

"Don't do that."

"You've lost it. Completely lost it."

"What were you thinking?"

"I am confident that you belong in an asylum."

"I think you should get some help."

"Shove it up your ass!"

"Piss on it."

"I have a list and you're the top 5."

"I'd never do that."

"I'd definitely do that."

"It does sound like something I'll say, but I didn't say it. I swear!"

"Do you have any idea how hard it is?"

(as a response to the above dialogue ^) "Not harder than me for sure." / "It's not hard. Or else you wouldn't be doing it at all."

"Maybe I just need a little alcohol."

"Smells like jealousy to me."

"Lord, please."

- ashlee

[i-am-a-fish]

If there was a button

and when you press it you lose one random bone in your body

then.

how many times

would you press it

[maybe-not-someone]

Do I gain anything or…?

[i-am-a-fish]

YES

You will Lose one

1

random bone in your body.

(per press)

I also made the button real! please enjoy

🦴bone☠️button🦴

[liquifiednerd]

this... may be a problem...

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[liquifiednerd]

There's a bird I've been feeding, a male King Parrot, that's been coming around more lately. Yesterday he sat on my wrist to eat out of my hand. No hesitation.

I did not teach him to do that.

He just hopped up like he owned me.

I AM CONFUSION.

[thememedaddy]

[i-am-a-fish]

If there was a button

and when you press it you lose one random bone in your body

then.

how many times

would you press it

[infinity-times-infinity]

Wouldn’t????

[i-am-a-fish]

not even gonna try it ☹️

[king-of-oreo]

WHY WOULD I??????

[i-am-a-fish]

if you try it and it works then that means magic is real

[liquifiednerd]

As much as I would love to say I wouldn't... what if I did? Would it dramatically impact me? Or will it just be something insignificant like my tailbone? There's really only one way to find out.

[thememedaddy]

[walmart-the-official]

Y’ALL!!

[mateodoodle]

THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!

Jack Dorsey funded this with his nonprofit AndOtherStuff. The home page for the organization explicitly lists AI as one of its pillars, saying a goal is "making NOSTR the best social protocol for open source AI development and implementation"

A collaborative Nostr funding initiative to develop strategic pillars for the Nostr ecosystem

What is open source AI?

It's a program that publicly shares its code for free online, so that anyone can use it for themselves. This means that anything this AI is trained on could eventually make its way into any business, social media site, etc. That uses this code. Or, if not, it'll have the ability to harvest content as well as this.

Even since the app doesn't allow AI openly on the videos themselves, the app is likely to use our original content to train its AI. You might have seen that some AI have experienced a positive feedback loop of declining quality, training itself on other AI slop until anything it produces is unintelligible.

This is likely an attempt to prevent that in video format

Then, any other company that wants to use the code can use this better trained AI to make it even harder to recognize AI across the board.

You can read about the connection to AndOtherStuff, as well as the developers' reasons for the project here:

Jack Dorsey funds diVine, a Vine reboot that includes Vine's video archive | TechCrunch

Jack Dorsey backs diVine, a Vine reboot that includes Vine's video archive of six-second, looping videos. A new app called diVine will give

TLDR; do not give Jack Dorsey any credit for this, do not download the app, and tell others not to either. It's a nostalgia-bait attempt at fueling another AI model

[cosmicbiologist]

Spread the word

[versegm]

I originally wanted to post this zine, which is a beginner-friendly introduction to what "intersex" means, but tumblr did that funny little thing where the post was invisible from dashboard, presumably because it was deemed nsfw. Sorry for using real words on my educational post instead of censoring myself I suppose.

So yeah. Instead you get this zine, which I made because I am pissed off that every single time I look up "intersex" anywhere I run into misconceptions that could be corrected by reading the wikipedia page on intersex people. Because I fucking guess "making a post about a group of people and actually looking up said group of people" is too much to ask.

And because this is the "piss on the poor" website: yes, I am well aware that most people are genuinely ignorant and don't mean any ill. Yes, I know it must feel really bad to see a post about a random person yelling at you about an issue you weren't aware of until now. This isn't about you. This is about me. This is for me, because every six months I make the blandest most sanded down "btw remember that intersex people exist :]" post and I feel like I'm yelling into the uncaring void. I am tired. I am so very tired of being the "friendly educational blogger who is understanding of everyone's circumstances." I'm more than that. I should be allowed to be more than that.

Anyways. Happy pride. Read up on every letter of the LGBTQIA+ acronym. At least the wikipedia page. Come on. Just the wikipedia page.