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[lisa-librarian]

teasing a guy till he sends a needy voice message... ARGHHHH I NEED HIM BAD

[lisa-librarian]

bro growing up in the mid 2000's I just wanna make out with someone and leave it at that bro. Bring back casual making out for hours and being content with it!

[lisa-librarian]

my mum got me one of those oval standing mirrors and I feel like some evil being is going to crawl out of it

[lisa-librarian]

love being sad and tired on a Monday afternoon... stressing over calculus when I can no longer brush it off as "it will all work. itself out in the end"

[lisa-librarian]

there is no bigger sacrifice than a girl going into engineering and having to leave Google behind and being absorbed into the world of Microsoft 🥲

okay word and exel are just better and one note is better than Google keep I'll say it here and now

[lisa-librarian]

bitch I can stay asleep but I can't go to sleep MY ROOMATE TURNED ON ALL THE FUCKING LIGHTS TO DO LAUNDRY NOW I CANT SLEEP FOR MY 8 AM ON MONDAY GOD DANM MORNING BUTCH FAHHHHH

[lisa-librarian]

I'm so glad you were able to do your fucking laundry Becky 🙄 it's 3:16 am on a god danm Monday FUCK

[lisa-librarian]

bitch I can stay asleep but I can't go to sleep MY ROOMATE TURNED ON ALL THE FUCKING LIGHTS TO DO LAUNDRY NOW I CANT SLEEP FOR MY 8 AM ON MONDAY GOD DANM MORNING BUTCH FAHHHHH

[lisa-librarian]

I could have been a 2007-2025 and I'm just here drinking Taco Bell Dr pepper now?!

[lisa-librarian]

so apparently I fractured the most painful bone in my body... and it's not even that bad after two weeks I'm completely off pain medication... bros don't fracture your pelvis in the ER it hurt like a mother fucker

[lisa-librarian]

is it a crime to be bi but only date women after a bad breakup? it feels... disingenuous I guess

[theideaofsarcasm]

Just two a03 authors spending their child free Saturday night writing.

Safety Pins and Streetlights by seekthestars for your favourite pretty women Wolfstar AU

The Kingmakers Crown by TheIdeaOfSarcasm for your new cruel prince au

[lisa-librarian]

first boyfriend... suitemate decided I shouldn't have good things so she took him from the inside out... and I take no retribution not a single thing to spite them

[lisa-librarian]

got a cute nerd bf but now my self image issues are getting worse... 🥲

[mike-vondee]

[refurbishedconstruct]

From the cereal bowl to the cereal hole.

[razielim]

soon to get plumbed by the cereal mole

if you don't pay your cereal toll

then you can't play your cereal role

[itsjusttired]

SuperMan more like SuperMan WHORE (I didn't mean that I love you Clark)

[justice4tt2003]

Is there any Superboy (Kon El) merchandise? If there isn't, thee should be

[definitelysome1]

Headcanon: Cass likes to just hang on to people like a koala but prefers if that person pretends she’s not there

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Cass, who is both taller AND broader than Tim, hugging him from behind and basically covering him:

Random socialite at the gala: what is she doing…?

Tim: who?

Socialite: that… girl??? (Because she’s weirdly shadow shaped and they aren’t sure if she’s even human)

Tim: nobody’s there, do you need to sit down?

Cass: pets Tim’s head and makes a purr-like sound

Socialite: you know what? I’m just gonna go and call my doctor

Tim: smiles politely

——

Cass, laying on top of Dick’s legs on the couch with her legs taking up the rest of the space:

Damian, who just entered the room: that can’t be comfortable

Dick: tilts his head

Damian, who knows better than to question Cass: never mind

——

Cass with her head on Jason’s shoulder, reading along with him as he rereads a book for the nth time:

Jason:

Cass:

Jason:

Cass: turn the page

Jason: yes ma’am

Duke who’s been observing: this family is so weird (cut to a week later and Cass is using him as a mattress while he doom scrolls)