fight the fairies

~ Sam ~ 30ish ~ nerd™ ~ fan of sharks ~ she ~ butch lesbian ~ tx SPN and MASH and whatever else I want may I interest you in some fic? https://archiveofourown.org/users/lishpwee

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[skyrimhusbandmaterial]

when you find someone who's equally unwell about The Character

[emziess]

Look, Eden gave me a tattoo. The COI made me burn it off. I didn't choose either of them. I still get a scar.

Simon's Scar Iron Lung (2026) dir. Mark 'Markiplier' Fischbach

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

The way his scar agitates and gets worse/reddened when the Blood starts burning and mutating him. I'm gonna be sick. It's highlighting his scars. The symbolism. THE SYMBOLISM!!!

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[i-enact-postvore]

That's right

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I'd summon twin scythes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

really cool

[wintersoldierfell]

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

[wintersoldierfell]

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[lillie-garden]

kissing you on the forehead

[increasingpanic-deactivated2024]

with tongue?

[lillie-garden]

with tongue. 🥰

[just-taking-adam-break]

[iloveyoudeanwinchester]

Trying to heal. Trying to find Me.

[tothechaos]

[suddenly very embarrassed about walking on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting] [realizing i know nothing about the soft animal of my body] um . does anyone know how to live a life not spent on their knees. asking for a friend.

[animentality]

[karrakazz]

[cutecipher]

fanart

[deanwnchestcr-archive]

spn hiatus creations | week three

Dean Winchester

[costanzian]

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

[costanzian]

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate