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1993. Spanish. I'm what the kids call a "disaster"

[byjove]

idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time

[1percentcharge]

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

[geeko-sapiens]

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

[moethh]

"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[captain-price-returns]

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

[zkyeline]

The good health brothers

>>>

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[beardedmrbean]

[spaghetti-ex]

how do you lose a sea

[crownedpatriot11]

You forget to cherish her

[flimflix]

[monsterlets]

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[sailatina3]

I like characters who are women and they suck and are bad people. Bonus points if she never really faces consequences.

[sharkgirldick]

[phantomtomes]

I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat

[explicitlyrics]

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

[captain-price-returns]

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[mukuroom]

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

[malelavellan]

hey duck

[malelavellan]

youre no good duck

[malelavellan]

youre never gonna be shit

[malelavellan]

ya just like ya fatha