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my apologies to everyone whose post i blorbo/oc tag. it will happen again <3

#chatter #i think faybriel will be the biggest offender in this. bc they have one william aus #oc talk

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

i really Really dont want to be a dick to a coworker thats quitting by the end of next week but hes making it SO FUCKING HARD.

#chatter #i was trying to be nice to him for so long and defended him to our bosses #but at some point incompetence is just incompetence #and ik he doesnt gaf bc hes on his way out which is fine!! yes!! but brother #use your eyes to read the schedule. and then our texts. before asking me the same thing for the THIRD TIME.#i think maybe hes trying to get me to drop dead from whatever intense anger spikes do to your body #i hope he doesnt say some sappy shit abt seeing each other again sometime or working together in the future #when hes got his last shift (w me. yay.)#bc idk if ill be able to even remotely disguise my absolute despisal as literally anything else

angry-eevee

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.

galren

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

computationalcalculator

thekidsfromyestergay

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

unashamedly-enthusiastic

Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account

Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.

This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it

Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life

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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog

Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?

Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose

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Caah: and this person asked you for money?

Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"

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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *

Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..

Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny

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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?

Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is

I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself

dungeon-moss

catkola

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

sparrowlucero

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

sparrowlucero

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

sparrowlucero

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

#saw on bdgs ig that he and karen wrote for one episode or so?#but yea ep1 is on youtube and the rest is streaming somewhere or other

hometoursandotherstuff

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wgat did u say

all the “peer pressure is bad” education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of ‘the person who responds to you saying you don’t drink by telling you they’ll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundaries’.

quietwingsinthesky

god forbid you teach kids that their consent should be respected rather than about the inherent immorality of all the sinful actions of their peers