wow it's literally lila

uhhh I write things sometimes maybe but mostly just here to word vomit about the media I consume (P.S I’m 20)

[snoomfies]

bring back snoopy bras !!

[literally-lila]

I had a dream that the Devil Wears Prada sequel actually was a huge tonal shift from the original in that Miranda mercy killed Nigel to spare him from growing old by trapping him in a glass chamber and drowning him in youthful blood.

this took place in her beautiful stone castle in the mountains of course. She made a really emotional speech as she was disclosing Nigels fate to him, very moving actually. And then blood slowly and cinematically started raining from the ceiling of the chamber and gently staining Stanley Tucci's perfect outfit while both old friends cried real tears.

[fargoth-ur-deactivated20190429]

why didn’t they just shoot count olaf

[queenofiambic]

I love how in musical fandom you can literally ship the legendary worldwide known renaissance writer William Shakespeare with that donkey guy from Midsummers Night Dream and everyone will be like 'so true, preach it'

[shakespeare-guy-anon]

no you don't get it i'm meant to be a merry minstrel who strolls the streets of london a-strumming my lute. in puffy pants and pointy leather boots

[essaimart]

☝️ one

[elysiumwaters]

[literally-lila]

Imagine. You and your friend buy blind box Smiski keychains on sale during your lunch break. You’ve never done blind boxes. You love your little keychain, he falls off your purse 1 night in. You go back with your friends a couple weeks later and get a new keychain, this time your friend gets a museum series blindbox hoping for the Dali Smiski. She gets it, you see that pearl earring is an option, you want that. A couple weeks Later you get a museum blindbox after shaking it seven ways to Sunday, you’re confident, filled with hubris, you open it? It’s the source. Exact Same thing happens again a few weeks later. You don’t want to continue your gamble so you try to trade one of your bastard twins on Facebook marketplace, does not work. The friend who started it all sends you a video of a girl with your same quest on TikTok, this inspires you. You fill a small cardboard box with chia seeds it till it weighs 41.38 grams, you hold it and shake it around the house. You walk with it to work the next weekend. You spend 5 minutes at the store feeling out the box that matches it, you agonize, you make your choice. On the walk back to work you psyche yourself out bc it feels too tall. You open it in the break room, you feel the earrings through the packaging, you are a god.

[literally-lila]

Who here was going to tell me that you can get Blisters on your Eyes was I supposed to find this out first hand?? For myself???

[kaijuerotica]

convinced if i keep digging in deeper i can find a secret way out that's not through. haven't found it yet but i think i'm close

[winged-void]

posting is a stress response

[r0zeclawz]

freeze frame. yeah, thats me. you might be wondering if thats me. yeah its me. ok thanks. unfreezes frame

[literally-lila]

Usually when I can’t sleep I’ll pop a tv show on in the background and I’m out like a light but the only tv show I want to watch rn is asoue but if I do that I’ll be sad which will make it hard to sleep and usually when I can’t sleep I’ll pop a tv show on in the background but the only tv show I want to watch rn is asoue but if I do that I’ll be sad which will make it hard to sleep and usually—

[importantcatpics]

[sloth-with-a-knife]

[literally-lila]

Rewatching asoue as the #1 fan of the Olivia Caliban and Jacques Snicket duo means wanting to Stop rewatching the second you finish Ersatz Elevator.

Will I stop? Absolutely not but it’s all downhill from here and I am filled with dread

[keepdontkeepme]

tubi or not tubi