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Don't look at this blog. It might trigger you because I am bad at tagging 32 years old and tired of horizontal hostility

[pocketmilo]

rats in love 🐀💘✨

[pocketmilo]

sheep in disguise

[imjunebitch]

now that the Trans Infighting has reached a point where its not only transandrophobia, exorsexism, and intersexism being levied constantly in the name of "fighting transmisogyny," but also actual constant fucking TRANSMISOGYNY being levied in the name of "FIGHTING TRANSMISOGYNY," can we all take a moment to say "oh my god june I'm so sorry you were right this is just alt right fucks perpetrating infighting and using it as an excuse to hurt trans people online"

[wirelessmousegirl]

Job satisfaction at all time high for "slime girls who work full time as incredibly skintight sentient body suit for girls" what the industry can learn from this record breaking trend.

[jellyfishforest135]

Typical science teacher behavior

[sweetlambeyed]

dodging the question

[twunkishwritingclub]

Dwarves and Gorons are my favorite fantasy races and I noticed some similarities between them...

I think they would be bros, they'd totally have an alliance

[noa-nightingale]

My love for Gimli son of Glóin is strong and everlasting.

[megucacharlotte]

I remember laughing a lot when Hedorah started smoking what's the equivalent of a blunt for her

src

[elisecairo]

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

How to make Warrior Outfit of Withered Leaves (cr粘花贴草)

[spiny-ant]

Ggoouuuuuh what the fuuuuckkkkk

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

god the Bratz boy characters (Boyz) were so funny. there's so much gender going on here. these five utterly swagless men were as good as it got in the early 2000s.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

loving this confirmation that da boys were all wearing the same pair of shoes. there was a buy one get four at the old navy and the lads had to get in on it.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Thad™... they call me "SHARK" cuz' my CHARM sneaks up on you!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

oh my god okay much like Thad "the Shark" up here it turns out the five og boys all also had cool* nicknames... Cameron (blond) is Blaze, Dylan (lightskin) is The Fox, Koby (brunette side part) is Panther, Eitan (spiky hair) is the Dragon, and Cade (brunette middle part) is the Viper... exactly the kind of shit teenage boys trying really hard to be cool would call each other tbh. they all read The Game.

[sizvideos]

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

[snake-lady]

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

[tkthegoddess]

Always a reblog. 💋

[lyra-invisa]

I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important

[musicofthe-ainur]

Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

[eleemosynecdoche]

A lot of the really funny moments in Lord of the Rings come from Tolkien playing with language like this, where we have relatively formal, archaic, “high” language responded to with informal, modern, “low” language. 

[modernclaire]

another hilarious example:

[lotrmusical]

my absolute favorite example of tolkien switching registers in this way is

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

[unamccormack]

I like how in the first example Gandalf is employing the kind of sass that the hobbits have been using on him for generations now.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers