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"The comic relief character was a cold-blooded villain all along" is a plot twist that is either brilliant or stupidest hackshit ever depending on how it's handled.
"hahah this ugly little freak was evil all along" for shock value? Boring.
"this entire time you have known me, you have been nothing but sadistic towards me. Are you telling me that this whole time, you've had no idea how badly I have wanted to kill you?" holy shit cinema.
Do employers know that employees are actually reusable if you let them rest? Like if you don't use them up completely all at once, and give them time to rest and recover before the next work day, they just kinda grow back? That's how they used to do it back in the day, you could hire five people to do five people's workload, and then keep the same five people for 40 years without issue, instead of having 2-3 people doing five people's work and have to constantly keep looking for replacements since you keep running them to the ground, completely using up like 10-20 employees per year.
We still have access to all the same technology and materials that they were using back in the day. Literally nothing requires us to operate the way things work now.
Hayden Panettiere
(August 21, 1989- August 16, 2026)
I just feel like we lost a generational talent. Many actors of this generation are gone now and it's heartbreaking because of the trauma they endured for the sake of our entertainment. She so publicly and openly shared her vulnerability with addiction, Postpartum depression, assault, domestic violence, the loss of her brother and healing the relationship with her daughter, all while still providing us entertainment and putting smiles on faces across TV screens and movie screens. A talent that cannot be duplicated or replicated. Truly an honor to get to grow up with her. She'll forever be missed and I hope she's finally at peace now. Hayden, thank for being a permanent texture in my life, both in childhood and adulthood 💗.
Three things:
I am glad that in 2026 I find out about twitter from tumblr.
I did not "dance around" the manic pixie dream girl. I sought to write books exposing the dangerous lie that a person is more than a person. The romanticization (mostly by boys) of the Romantic Other is extremely dangerous, and that was a central theme of my first two books. If people read them as MPDG books, then I failed at my first and most fundamental task and I'm sorry.
I did not build the hospital. Nerdfighteria paid for a hospital that Sierra Leoneans built. We paid for the hospital partly through Hank and I donating money, but mostly thanks to the thousands of people who pay for the hospital every month and my brother's stupid but brilliant idea to create Netflix For Socks.
I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—
We did it. We finally saved her.
Do the kids these days know that the traditional payment for "having your friends help you move" is "order everyone pizza after"?
Feed your friends. Feed your loved ones. Feed the people who help you. Feed your neighbors. Feed your community.
Seriously though, with a lot of people, especially friends, you can shamelessly and blatantly trade pizza / food for help and labor <3
Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,
not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.
Tabletop rpg games are fun. Randomly remembered an anecdote from someone's game - their game was in a fantasy setting, one of the characters was some type of beastfolk, whose teeth are like shark teeth, sharp and constantly regenerating. This character was also lawful good and stoically dignified about enduring unfair prejudice against their people.
Another character was chaotic neutral, can't recall their background but this one figured out that the beastfolk one's teeth looked very similar to the teeth of some monster whose teeth are also worth a lot of money.
So every single time before the party entered any kind of settlement that could have exotic goods trade, the players of these two characters would roll for nonlethal combat - the chaotic neutral bastard would attack the beastfolk one armed with a pair of pliers, determined to pluck out one of their teeth in order to sell it.
So the rest of the party just had to put up with the regular slapfights, of an unstoppable force of "hey come on fuck you give me your teeth" vs. immovable object of "no fuck you stop scamming people with my teeth."
Hey btw worldbuilding thing:
When it comes to climates in fantasy settings, it's good to bear in mind that "normal" and "freaky" are a matter of where one grew up. There are things that only live in one climate, and not in another. It might feel tempting to make the people from the Scary Fucky Nightmare Climate not flinch at anything at all, but it's far more fun and realistic to make them frightened or at least unsettled by things they've never seen before. Doesn't matter if it's harmless to humans, What The Fuck Is That Thing And Why Is It Indoors.
Cold climates, for example, are dominated by warm-blooded creatures like mammals and birds. Your big nordic valkyrie warrior woman whose first baby chew toy was a bear skull, and who once kicked a lynx in the face for trying to get her little brother, would not be chill about the concept of a lizard as big as a squirrel, or a spider bigger than her thumb. These two examples are the biggest upper limit hypothetical examples of absurdly large reptiles and invertebrates that they could possibly imagine.
this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
The “Thunk” will always kill me.
I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again
God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.
"cozy bookstore" "cozy cafe with a bookshelf" "omg imagine if there was a place you could just sit and read at" we have this its called the library. you guys want to go to the library. the two college libraries near me have cafes inside and they are open to the public. people need to go to the library
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I miss when social media platforms were actually different and unique. instagram was ad-free and for photo sharing only. youtube was for videos. tiktok was for short and quick videos. twitter was for venting. now everything looks exactly the same and soulless. there's no whimsy left
Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it
