Stealth Gay

[monsieurrobot]

[fiery-lune]

I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

this is so much more well animated than is called for

[dankmemeuniversity]

[boykeats]

Rural Boys Watch The Apocalypse (rough draft) by Keaton St. James

[transviktortalis]

[marisatomay]

my most controversial opinion that i will not budge on is that there should be no such thing as a religious exemption from vaccinations

[marisatomay]

sorry but your religion doesn’t trump my right to live ! either stay in your home and never leave so you’re not a danger to society and everyone who cannot get vaccinated for actual medical reasons or get your fucking shots

[natalieironside]

A lot of vets try to say we’re better than civilians but there was a time in my life when I had to ask a weird guy in a Smoky the Bear hat for permission to take a shit and I just went with it. We did that. I don’t think you get to come back from that.

[natalieironside]

Of all the things in my life that make me go “Why did I do that?”, the most of all is letting a cadre of weird dads with 100 divorces between them who’d never had real jobs in their lives control my life and actions. I could’ve just not done that.

[wintercoffin]

sounds like a cult

[natalieironside]

yeah

[socialistscumbag]

Totally different message when you read vets as veterinarians.

[natalieironside]

Unlike the troops, veterinarians are in fact better than the rest of us

[winemom-culture]

[zizibutik]

that smile after "i live in the area" is a ranged spell that send you into rage

[starwarsgraphictee]

the full on satanic possession that grasps her before the last line is truly simply fact

[that-twink-over-there]

This video has such a powerfully cursed aura

[jakesullypussyhair]

would people still call him one of the greatest directors of all time if his name was alfred hitchpussy. exactly

[isildur-elessar]

[that-catholic-shinobi]

i’m sorry i’m laughing but this gif set is usually paired with Anakin being a good kind person which makes it sad, but a perspective of Obi Wan telling Luke blatant lies is hilarious

[knightofdandelions]

[unclefather]

me wearing a dog collar and leash looking up at my manfriend in his trench coat and fedora: let’s go out in public where you can walk me like i’m a dog in front of people who are visibly uncomfortable

[thecybersmith]

IT’S NOT A FL*PPING FEDORA, IT’S A BOWLER HAT!!!!!!!

[an-average-sized-person]

Keeo goobin’ goober. A fedora is a fedora is a fedora.

[thecybersmith]

Anyway, with regards to the original post, what would actually be wrong with that? There’s no mention of public nudity, nor of treating the human pet in a way that would be considered strange for a dog.

Should people be obliged to modify their behaviour so that the irrationally prejudicial do not experience discomfort?

[an-average-sized-person]

“Irrationally prejudiced” motherfucker admit you have a petplay fetish. there’s no shame in it on this website.

[thecybersmith]

Okay… just please consider the following scenario. It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, accompanied by my wife, my children, and my human pet (whose genitals are covered as it enters on all fours and is wearing underpants). If my family and I then make an order of our own at the table next to you, in what way have we infringed upon your freedom? What rational basis do you have to demand that we leave or beloved pet at home? H*ck it all, let’s consider a more extreme scenario.  It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, without my wife and children (for whatever reason, they haven’t accompanied me), with my surgically modified human pet (wearing a collar) being lead in by it’s leash. My pet has been spayed/neutered (though you can’t tell because its genitals -along with its boobies if its a female- have been covered up), it has no vocal chords, and it walks on all fours not by choice, but because its toes have been removed, along with the tendons in its ankles being severed (it may also have had its thumbs and the last two segments of each finger amputated, making it easier to care for -no fingernails to trim-). Perhaps I’ve even (humanely) removed its eyes, making it less independent. Even in this scenario, I haven’t infringed upon your liberties. “Irrationally prejudiced” is precisely what you are.

[urinetrouble]

I beg the fuck pardon

[judgejudyofficial]

yknow for as infamous as this post is, you’d think there’d be a lot more than 14,000 notes

[wizbutts]

[thebootydiaries]

friend: oh my mom doesnt let us bring drinks or food outside of the kitchen

me: my momma said i gotta come home right now immediately

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Just why? via Shitty_Car_Mods

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Get this off your blog, this car is great.

[such-justice-wow]

CHANGE YOUR BLOG URL

[atma-starfish-deactivated201902]

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[hauntedfalcon]

don't know why this post disappeared when I tried to reblog it the first time, but here, I did your survey :)

[chalkymints]

Adding onto this

[ironwoman359]

Everyone do this actually, we all don't want this to become a thing, so fill out their survey and tell them exactly why. This is the official means of giving our feedback, use it.

[patrocles]

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

[dickslapthestate]

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[budacub]

consider yourself read