Why Is Ben Stiller So Hot

Avalon | 25 | they/them | this is my sideblog of natm bullshit

[literallyramimalektrash]

Coming onto this blog for the first time in years to say that Ben Stiller went on stage to present an award at the Oscars and they played the main theme from natm when he went on stage

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five nights at the museum.... inspired by this tweet

[babybluebitchface-blog]

those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

[ahkmenrah]

[ahkmenrahtrash]

Blue Dress by ahkmenrahtrash

summary: When one of Larry’s hidden kinks comes to light, Ahkmenrah convinces him to indulge.

Or, the one where Ahkmenrah crossdresses.

[aliciavikander]

DAN STEVENS as SIR LANCELOT in Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)

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[literallyramimalektrash]

congrats to the happy couple :)

[monsterhighalumni]

Shawn Levy Says 'Night at the Museum' Broadway Musical Has Done First Workshop

The show is currently in development, with songs by Alan Menken.

HELLO?????????? WE’RE GETTING A MUSICAL TOO????????

[zzoupz]

we now return to side characters appreciation

[watsername]

cough

[ahkmenrah]

the pure and unbridled autism that was coursing through my veins in 2015 to think to combine ahkmenrah and lana del rey together…??

[cr8zygoodshot]

LANA DEL RAY

[ahkmenrah]

[cr8zygoodshot]

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM???

[ahkmenrah]

@dirtynatmconfessions 🤭

[literallyramimalektrash]

i sent the original suggestion that spawned this pic 🥰🥰 iconic moments in history

[ahkmenrah]

THERES A CAT

[ahkmenrah]

like idk who this is but im a little obsessed already

[rxmi-mxlek-deactivated20221209]

Non-Watermarked photo of Rami for PRADA

[romanholidayinn]

Night at the Museum spin-off where it’s just Ahkmenrah fucking around Cambridge University campus after-hours in the 1940s scaring the shit out of the security guards and students

[romanholidayinn]

Further idea: a gang of guys (because this is college in the 1940s) went to the Egyptology department to study for their exams and were absolutely shocked to see one of the artifacts glow at sunset and that one sarcophagus open up to reveal a perfectly fine and definitely alive guy their age

Thus ensuing a chorus of screams followed by the rest of their college career being defined by the moments they spend with the magically resurrected Egyptian king named Ahkmenrah (and perfect scores on all their Egyptology exams and papers)

[girlblocker]

met gala theme LITERALLY should have been night at the museum

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